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    Is "masterbation" very good masturbation?

    Provost Harrison put forth a question that requires further discussion

    Is "masterbation" very good masturbation?
    Socrates' guiding rule was, "Know Thyself."
    So, take out your palm pilots. Come on! What do the yanks think?

    There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.
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    Of course it is, after all it has "master" in it
    Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
    Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Uncle Sparky View Post
      What do the yanks think?

      Two Fisted Bob says
      Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

      ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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      • #4
        I think it is all relative to the personal experience. Even though I consider myself to be a gifted onanist (and I am sure there are many who think this too )..some just end up better than others
        Speaking of Erith:

        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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        • #5
          Is this question for chronic masturbaters or Americans?

          ACK!
          Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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          • #6
            "or" ?
            There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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            • #7
              I enjoy masterbation so much, I could watch it all day.
              Speaking of Erith:

              "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Uncle Sparky View Post
                "or" ?
                All Americans are chronic masturbaters, not all chronic masturbaters are American.

                ACK!
                Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                • #9
                  You silly USers, you don't even know the definition of:

                  yank

                  Verb: Pull with a jerk.

                  Noun: A sudden hard pull.

                  Funny how many Americans are called 'yanks'.
                  There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                  • #10
                    Yank - Slang for male masturbation.

                    ACK!
                    Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                    • #11
                      Masturbation is against the Bible. I'm surprised the United States does not have a law against masturbation.
                      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                      • #12
                        Wouldn't that make your Bible sticky?
                        There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                        • #13
                          Hence, why masturbation is against the Bible's teachings.
                          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Uncle Sparky View Post
                            Wouldn't that make your Bible sticky?
                            That's why there's no Book of Onan.
                            Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                            ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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