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The internet is a wonderful tool for research. I am using this wonderful research tool to find ways to make life better for Polytubbies. I know you are all eagerly awaiting my revelations so I shall, without further delay, tell you the fruits of my reaearch. Well, actually, I didn't have to do any any researching as all this information was sent to my email by kind hearted netizens.
1. Obtain supplies of pheromones. Numerous kind people have written to me to share this secret. Spraying on pheromones will make you irrestibly attractive to the opposite sex.
2. Now that you are irrestibly attractive you need to obtain the means to satisfy the ladies. This is achieved by taking ground tiger's bones to increase your stamina and drive. There are kind gentlemen in China willing to assist you with supplies.
3. You are now irresistable and you have acquired tremendous stamina. You need viagra to ensure your staying power. The internet is verily overflowing with kindhearted souls who will help you with this.
OK You are now irrestable with stamina and staying power but you need to be sure you can convert this irrestibility into action.
1. There are places to go on the internet where, for mere thousands of sdollars, you can learn magical incantions called "pick up lines". These incantions, when uttered, will immediately cause any woman to hop straight into to bed with you and to love you forever.
2. As an alternative, for mere thousands of dollars, you can learn to be cocky and funny which means you will get a dozen phone numbers from hot chicks every time you walk down the street.
3. Don't want to try the direct approach? There are lovely people in Russis, Philipines and other place who, in returm for a modest fee, will introduce you top the girl of dreams so you may live the rest of your days in wedded bliss.
4. Alternatively, there are kind souls in Nigeria and Ivory Coast who can find you the ideal wife. These could be the same people who can offer you deals that will make you wealthy beyond your wildest dreams.
You may now express your appreciation for sharing this knowledge with you.
1. Obtain supplies of pheromones. Numerous kind people have written to me to share this secret. Spraying on pheromones will make you irrestibly attractive to the opposite sex.
2. Now that you are irrestibly attractive you need to obtain the means to satisfy the ladies. This is achieved by taking ground tiger's bones to increase your stamina and drive. There are kind gentlemen in China willing to assist you with supplies.
3. You are now irresistable and you have acquired tremendous stamina. You need viagra to ensure your staying power. The internet is verily overflowing with kindhearted souls who will help you with this.
OK You are now irrestable with stamina and staying power but you need to be sure you can convert this irrestibility into action.
1. There are places to go on the internet where, for mere thousands of sdollars, you can learn magical incantions called "pick up lines". These incantions, when uttered, will immediately cause any woman to hop straight into to bed with you and to love you forever.
2. As an alternative, for mere thousands of dollars, you can learn to be cocky and funny which means you will get a dozen phone numbers from hot chicks every time you walk down the street.
3. Don't want to try the direct approach? There are lovely people in Russis, Philipines and other place who, in returm for a modest fee, will introduce you top the girl of dreams so you may live the rest of your days in wedded bliss.
4. Alternatively, there are kind souls in Nigeria and Ivory Coast who can find you the ideal wife. These could be the same people who can offer you deals that will make you wealthy beyond your wildest dreams.
You may now express your appreciation for sharing this knowledge with you.
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