Drinking cider and playing MW3

[KrazyHorse]

Congrats on your reading comprehension.

[Sava]

why would i read the thread?
that takes time
time away from my slow spiral into madness

[Hauldren Collider]

It's not slow.

[Sava]

depending on how i spend my days
higher levels of dopamine make the day FOOOOSSH like nothing
but 5 minutes of washing dishes seems like hours

oh, and i still have a higher IQ than all of you even when i'm on a weed binge
my psych profile says so

[giblets]

It's not slow.

It's already complete.

[Sava]

It's already complete.

i always wondered if i did die in 1998 and have been trapped in hell since
but the hell in that trippy robin williams movie
where isabella tortelini or whatever her name is got stuck in that dream land cuz she killed herself
thats where i am i bet

[Sava]

annabella sciorra
damn i want to feel the inside of her anus with my penis

[Sava]

but italian chicks can be a gamble
if she doesnt groom you better bring a hedge clipper
though the first night is usually the worst
it can be a mixed blessing
if its overgrown, you know she's not a slut
well
it's a safe assumption

i once dumped a girl because of her continued lack of lawn care

[KrazyHorse]

cool story, bro

[Sava]

better than your cod story

[Sava]

do you have a decent pc?
you should get bf3
its terrible but pretty
lots of mindless killing and pointless weapon unlocks
but it satisfies the fps needs well

try red orchestra 2 if you want a real fps
though most guys there are ww2 nuts who do nothing but play fps 10 hours a day

[Sava]

btw nobody says cool story bro anymore grandpa

[Dinner]

I'm actually amazed the married guy has had more sex than the co-habitating guy(s). I mean they don't call it living in sin for nothing.