Ship happens: a huge cruise liner sinks right next to a port.

[Aeson]

If everyone's panicking, that's the "common" sense at work

[Sava]

three people died?
jesus christ, more people usually die from e.coli on those things

[kittenOFchaos]

Yep, pictures show it was less than 60 yards from the shore line.

The ship would be filled with old people.

[Dr Strangelove]

three people died?
jesus christ, more people usually die from e.coli on those things

There are up to 40 missing.

[Lorizael]

Sure I'm for real. Panic is resverved for "barbarians breaking the walls" "lava from a volcano is ten meters away" etc.

Are you a ****ing moron? You shouldn't panic if you know you're about to die. The proper response to imminent death is to engage in Pascal's Wager.

[Dinner]

I'm still wondering why three people decided to just sit in their cabins instead of evacuating when they announced it in like 8 different languages. The ship is sinking? Oh, I guess I'll just sit here then.

[onodera]

I'm still wondering why three people decided to just sit in their cabins instead of evacuating when they announced it in like 8 different languages. The ship is sinking? Oh, I guess I'll just sit here then.

There were evacuation exercises scheduled for the same say. I guess they decided they could skip them. Or they were old and couldn't get to their walkers.

[Dinner]

The pictures where a Korean couple in their 20's and an Asian man in his 40's. Surely, once the ship started listing they'd have figured out it wasn't a drill.

[Aeson]

I'm still wondering why three people decided to just sit in their cabins instead of evacuating when they announced it in like 8 different languages. The ship is sinking? Oh, I guess I'll just sit here then.

They were meditating on whether to panic or not

[DaShi]

The pictures where a Korean couple in their 20's and an Asian man in his 40's. Surely, once the ship started listing they'd have figured out it wasn't a drill.

Asians only panic in large chaotic crowds where people can be trampled. Otherwise, what's the point? Might as well go down with the ship and die with some dignity.

[Sava]

There are up to 40 missing.

Anyone check the buffet?

[Dinner]

I hear the fish are having an all you can eat buffet with about 40 bodies being served.

[Sava]

I hear the fish are having an all you can eat buffet with about 40 bodies being served.

OOh!

I like Italian

[LilyRose]

i don't get it eather, how can't you realize the ship is sinking, it's time to get off of it, but than again i reather not find it out

[Zoetstofzoetje]

the captain was a real douche for leaving the ship before all the passengers were off.

he was scared shipless, and now going to jail for it..