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  • Sometimes my wife picks fights with big drunk men.

    But she's a girl so when it comes time to actually fight, that's where I come in. That's how it works in every, marriage, right?

  • #2
    Uh, yeah. Right.
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    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #3
      She wants you to toughen up, that's her way of encouraging it.

      1. Take skirt off
      2. Cowboy up
      3. Problem solved

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      • #4
        4. get a sex change
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        • #5
          Mojo:
          did you vote for Obama in '08?
          do you work in fine or popular arts for a living?
          would you describe yourself as "pro-feminist"?
          do you live in a large metropolitan era?

          if you replied yes to 2-4 of these questions, I may have some bad news for you.
          urgh.NSFW

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          • #6
            Women get off on that. You're already marriwd so I would tell her to get her thrills some other way
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            • #7
              Women get off on that. You're already marriwd so I would tell her to get her thrills some other way
              This is obviously sexual dynamic behavior, that is for sure. As to the purpose of it, we need more details about your relationship.
              urgh.NSFW

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Mojotronica View Post
                But she's a girl so when it comes time to actually fight, that's where I come in. That's how it works in every, marriage, right?
                No

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                • #9
                  My title would be "My wife gets her ass kicked by big drunk men."

                  ACK!
                  Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                  • #10
                    My wife got a guy tossed out of a bar when he backed his chair into her and she pushed back. Bouncer came up and was like "is there a problem here" and my wife was like "yeah, this dick kept knocking into me."
                    "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by MRT144 View Post
                      My wife got a guy tossed out of a bar when he backed his chair into her and she pushed back. Bouncer came up and was like "is there a problem here" and my wife was like "yeah, this dick kept knocking into me."

                      You know how to pick 'em.
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                      • #12
                        Im happy so why not stfu
                        "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                        'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                        • #13
                          You think what she did is cool? Suit yourself.
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                          • #14
                            The guy was being a dick and my wife is aggresive when confronted wih dicks.
                            "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                            'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                            • #15
                              No comment.

                              But just as a matter of public record, I could really have knocked the cover off that one..
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