But she's a girl so when it comes time to actually fight, that's where I come in. That's how it works in every, marriage, right?
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Sometimes my wife picks fights with big drunk men.
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Uh, yeah. Right.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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4. get a sex changeIs God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - Epicurus
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My wife got a guy tossed out of a bar when he backed his chair into her and she pushed back. Bouncer came up and was like "is there a problem here" and my wife was like "yeah, this dick kept knocking into me.""I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger
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Originally posted by MRT144 View PostMy wife got a guy tossed out of a bar when he backed his chair into her and she pushed back. Bouncer came up and was like "is there a problem here" and my wife was like "yeah, this dick kept knocking into me."
You know how to pick 'em.(\__/)
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The guy was being a dick and my wife is aggresive when confronted wih dicks."I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger
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But just as a matter of public record, I could really have knocked the cover off that one..12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
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Killing it is the new killing it
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