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  • I'm Leaving Forever!

    Hi, everybody.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    We're all dying to see your Kim Jung Il eulogy.
    John Brown did nothing wrong.

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    • #3
      Hello, comrade.
      (\__/)
      (='.'=)
      (")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Felch View Post
        We're all dying to see your Kim Jung Il eulogy.
        Good riddance to communist kings.
        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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        • #5
          Bah! Still no USSR Flag!?!
          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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            • #7
              Welcome back you old fart... I hope life has been treating you well.
              Keep on Civin'
              RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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              • #8
                It's not treating me badly, though I must complain about more aches and pains and forgetting what the hell I'm talking about than what I like.
                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                • #9
                  that a way to get the voters

                  Order of the Fly
                  Those that cannot curse, cannot heal.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by chequita guevara View Post
                    It's not treating me badly, though I must complain about more aches and pains and forgetting what the hell I'm talking about than what I like.
                    At least you haven't had any heart atttacks - they are quite annoying.

                    Good to hear from you again
                    With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

                    Steven Weinberg

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                    • #11
                      I didn't know you were agely challenged. It's good to see you.
                      I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                      - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                        I didn't know you were agely challenged. It's good to see you.
                        If you live long enough, you will always be agely challenged. I have to say, if it hurts this much to be middle aged, I'm not looking forward to being old.
                        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                        • #13
                          Che
                          Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012

                          When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

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                          • #14
                            welcome back che.
                            "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                            "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by chequita guevara View Post
                              If you live long enough, you will always be agely challenged. I have to say, if it hurts this much to be middle aged, I'm not looking forward to being old.
                              I have three different areas of pain. It's not constant though, just previous injuries that haven't healed I guess. I may need a surgery or two eventually and arthritis will probably get worse.
                              I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                              - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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