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Pros and Cons of Proving Santa Claus Exists?

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  • Pros and Cons of Proving Santa Claus Exists?

    On the one hand - if we prove he exists then we can all be like happy children knowing that our presents are delivered by him. Naturally Santa Claus dematerialises the presents parents, family and friends buy and replaces them with his own exact replicas. The economy would crash otherwise. And how is impossible to deliver to billions of households in one evening. Well probably not many as we are only dealing with post-Christian societies.

    However if he doesn't exist...think of all the poor little children, their hearts broken.
    Speaking of Erith:

    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

  • #2
    Your beliefs are stupid. Of course Santa is real and he is watching your every move so he can judge you so you'd better love him. Good night!

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    • #3
      People who believe in Santa are more likely to dress up in silly clothing to try and get close to small children so they can molest them.
      Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
      Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
      We've got both kinds

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      • #4
        Proof 1: santa avatars

        Proof 2: smilies with santa caps

        That was easy
        Blah

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        • #5
          Well that's settled then!
          Speaking of Erith:

          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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