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1. You may have picked the keys to my car, but that doesn't mean you get to drive it. My Camaro is my baby, I only trust my wife to drive it to your place.
2. Have her home in time to make my breakfast in the morning. If I miss breakfast, I get grumpy.
3. Personal grooming is simply polite. Take the time to trim your mustache and nose and ear hairs before the swap, and wear your cleanest polyester leisure suit. I promise I will do the same for your wife.
4. If we end up in a group sex pile, whatever happens, whatever part of your body I might inadvertently grope or stroke to climax -- we don't talk about it. Not at the factory, not even on bowling night.
5. No falling in love with my wife, even if she's prettier than yours. This is a one-time thing.
6. I'd prefer no Aries or Scorpios, I just don't like their Zodialogical energy. If your wife is an Aries or Scorpio I'd prefer to draw a different set of keys. My wife has no Zodiac prejudices.
2. Have her home in time to make my breakfast in the morning. If I miss breakfast, I get grumpy.
3. Personal grooming is simply polite. Take the time to trim your mustache and nose and ear hairs before the swap, and wear your cleanest polyester leisure suit. I promise I will do the same for your wife.
4. If we end up in a group sex pile, whatever happens, whatever part of your body I might inadvertently grope or stroke to climax -- we don't talk about it. Not at the factory, not even on bowling night.
5. No falling in love with my wife, even if she's prettier than yours. This is a one-time thing.
6. I'd prefer no Aries or Scorpios, I just don't like their Zodialogical energy. If your wife is an Aries or Scorpio I'd prefer to draw a different set of keys. My wife has no Zodiac prejudices.