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  • The North Korea Who Stole Christmas

    Other titles:

    It's a Wonderful North Korea

    Have A Holly Jolly North Korea

    North Korea Cancels Christmas. Again.

    North Korea: Santa Claus Isn't Coming To Town.

    N.Korea warns against Christmas lights near border
    Dec 11 01:00 AM US/Eastern

    North Korea warned South Korea on Sunday of "unexpected consequences" if Seoul displays Christmas lights near the tense border, and vowed to retaliate for what it called propaganda attempts.
    The South's defence ministry said earlier it was considering a request by a Seoul church group to put up Christmas lights on a steel tower atop a military-controlled hill near the border.

    The North's official website-- Uriminzokkiri-- called the plan "a mean attempt for psychological warfare" against the communist state and threatened to retaliate immediately when the lights are switched on.

    The 155-metre (511 feet) hill in the South, about three kilometres (two miles) from the border, is within range of North Korean gunfire.

    "The enemy warmongers... should be aware that they should be held responsible entirely for any unexpected consequences that may be caused by their scheme," it said.

    "This issue... is not something to be ignored quietly," it said.

    The two Koreas in 2004 reached a deal to halt official-level cross-border propaganda and the South stopped its annual Christmas illumination ceremony.

    But Seoul resumed the ceremony last December amid high military tensions with Pyongyang.

    Cross-border ties have been icy since the South accused the North of torpedoing its warship with the loss of 46 lives in March 2010.

    Pyongyang angrily denied involvement but went on to shell a border island in November 2010 that left four South Koreans dead and sparked fears of war.

    The North had accused the South of displaying Christmas lights to spread Christianity among its people and soldiers. The North's constitution provides for religious freedom, but the US State Department says this does not in practice exist.
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    Are they objecting to the Christmas lights as Christian propaganda or as crass-Western-style-commercialism propaganda?
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    • #3
      If you shell one more of our islands, we'll start celebrating christmas again! You don't want that!
      If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Elok View Post
        Are they objecting to the Christmas lights as Christian propaganda or as crass-Western-style-commercialism propaganda?
        They're just objecting. It really doesn't matter to what. It's just another excuse on why the shelling will commence eventually.
        It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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        • #5
          Oh Holly North Korea, Silent North Korea..

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          • #6
            Is this what pushed Kim Jong Il over the edge?
            “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
            "Capitalism ho!"

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            • #7
              What? That he knew Christmas lights were to remain forbidden?
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #8
                Kim Jong Un doesn't want Christmas lights to outshine his palace menorah.
                There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by rah View Post
                  They're just objecting. It really doesn't matter to what. It's just another excuse on why the shelling will commence eventually.
                  That's basically it. They just interesting in objecting to everything no matter what it is so when they launch their next missile or do their next nuclear test, or fire more artillery into South Korea they can claim it is really all South Korea's fault.
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                  • #10
                    He was a very powerful man. Make that is.

                    Is Kim Jong-Il’s ghost controlling the weather?

                    The Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) claims that forces of nature have erupted across the country following the death of dictator Kim Jong-il, reports the UK's Telegraph newspaper. However, it was unable to confirm whether the outbursts involved tears of joy or grief.


                    The state-controlled "news agency" claims that ice ruptured with an "unprecedented loud crack" at Chon Lake on Mount Paektu on Saturday morning. Mount Paektu was the site of a military camp used by Kim Jong-il's father. It is also where the country claims Jong-il was born. (However, historians maintain Jong-il was actually born in Siberia in 1942, where his father was in hiding away from Japanese troops.)

                    And the so-called miracles apparently aren't limited to cracking ice. The KCNA reports that a huge snowstorm followed the ice capade, which itself immediately was followed by an illustrious sunrise which lit up the words carved into the mountainside, "Mt Paektu, holy mountain of revolution. Kim Jong il."


                    This spectacle was reportedly followed by another "natural wonder," near Kim Il-sung's statue on Tonghung Hill in the northeastern city of Hamhung.

                    "At around 21:20 (1220 GMT) Tuesday a Manchurian crane was seen flying around the statue three times before alighting on a tree," the news agency said. "The crane stayed there for quite a long while with its head bowed and flew in the direction of Pyongyang."

                    So, there you have it. One of the world's most notorious dictators dies, the sun rises and a bird flies. Miracles never cease.
                    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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                    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                    • #11
                      There was also a North Career who stole christmas, some Saint Nicholas who turned God's gift of Christ to the world, to a world about a character whose name seems an anagram of Satan and who wants to spread materialism and selfishness, instead of spirit and selflessness
                      "Life is the only RPG you'll ever play, The religious want to be one with the moderator, the scientists want to hack the game, and the gamers want to do both."

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                      • #12
                        St Nick is a slave owner. How else can he give away all of those millions of toys for free? Obviously the Elf Liberation Front (ELF) needs to bring war to Santa to end his Elf enslaving ways.
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                        • #13
                          Ahh, bless him. Little Kim has issued his first threats of war against the south to show what a tough little tin pot dictator he is.

                          Kim Jong-un, who was declared Supreme Leader of North Korea yesterday, issued his first terrifying threat of war today. North Korea may "smash the stronghold of the puppet forces" in the South in retaliation for "hideous crimes" committed during the mourning period for Kim Jong-il.
                          These kids grow up so fast.
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