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  • Theological question: Is God a Broncos' fan?

    Seriously, though.
    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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    I don't get it. If God was a Broncos fan wouldn't they be undefeated? Are you saying that some football teams are more powerful than God?

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    • #3
      I have no better explanation.

      That **** was re-goddamned-diculous.
      "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
      "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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        GB

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        • #5
          "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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          • #6
            Originally posted by gribbler View Post
            I don't get it. If God was a Broncos fan wouldn't they be undefeated? Are you saying that some football teams are more powerful than God?
            No. The Detroit game was a test. Read Book of Job.

            And before that, they were starting Kyle, son of Orton, so God did not bestow his blessings.
            "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
            "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
              I have no better explanation.

              That **** was re-goddamned-diculous.
              How about this, Chicago quit playing Cover-2 in the 4th quarter and overtime.

              ACK!
              Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Uncle Sparky View Post
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                  Apparently you didn't see the game today
                  "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                  "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                  • #10
                    God works in mysterious ways.
                    There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                    • #11
                      It is possible that God would choose the winner of a football game to show His glory, but it's not right to say He is a fan of a team.
                      I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                      - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                      • #12
                        For some reason, your capitalization of his and he bothers me.
                        If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                        • #13
                          It is quite common for believers to capitalize He when that pronoun refers to God. So, basically, get over it.
                          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                          • #14
                            Yeah, that's so not the part of Kid's faith that needs criticizing.
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                            • #15
                              As posted in sports thread: The god thing is a ruse. Tebow obviously made a deal with the devil.

                              If you insist on cosmic/theological explanations of football, this is a much more viable theory.
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