After much research: British people are uglier on average than Americans

[Dauphin]

For balance, an English footballer:

[C0ckney]

al, your 'mongrel vitality' hasn't done you much good has it?

in all seriousness, it's a silly idea. it's impossible to say based on pictures you've seen on the internet or on tv. besides everyone has different ideas about beauty.

[molly bloom]

ugly brits get laid more than al. fact.

Dead Brits too.

Here:

Super. Some people were killed off in a huge epidemic that vastly reduced the population of Europe (and the Middle East).

What does that have to do with the waves of immigration since 1349 ?

[molly bloom]

It's not British people's fault. It's just they can't compete with mongrel vitality.

Hilarious.

Where I live:

■Newham was one of only two boroughs in the 2001 Census that had more than 50% of its population in Black and Minority Ethnic population groups (Brent was the other). Newham maintains its position as the borough with the largest proportion of population in non- White ethnic groups.
■The Census data shows that 62% of Newham's residents were born in the UK. Of the 38% who were born abroad, 90% were born in 47 different countries.
■It is clear from National Insurance Number applications and registration with GPs that Newham is home to a significant Eastern European community.
■Newham had the second largest percentage of Muslims in England and Wales, and the fourth lowest percentage of Christians. Almost a quarter (24%) of Newham residents stated their religion as Muslim and just under a half stated their religion as Christian.

[kittenOFchaos]

Not my fault the British are all secluded on their little island and are the product of a millennium of in-breeding.

I don't know why you even bother to live.

[Provost Harrison]

He's just one of lifes complete and utter *****. This is why women find him so charming

[Lorizael]

Ugly Americans just aren't allowed on TV. Except specifically because they are ugly.

Ding.

[Barnabas]

Albie, not that I disagree with you, but why would make such a thread? Can you imagine a Frenchman making a thread about them being better looking than Germans?

[Elok]

Albie, not that I disagree with you, but why would make such a thread? Can you imagine a Frenchman making a thread about them being better looking than Germans?

Based on my vague, stereotypical notions of what French and German people look like, I assume such a discussion would devolve into one of "face vs. boobs."

[giblets]

Ugly Americans just aren't allowed on TV. Except specifically because they are ugly.

I think you're right about that. The people in our Office don't look like a real office.

[Kidlicious]

After much research americans are *******s.

Brits

[giblets]

That's funny, you'd think the greater prevalence of Christianity would make Americans more moral.

[Medex]

but why would make such a thread?

The OP has a boner for you Brit posters. He just did this cause he wants your love and attention.

[KrazyHorse]

Albie

Your posting has improved recently.

[OzzyKP]

atleast they are funnier

You might need a better example to prove that statement considering how much the UK Office sucked.