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    First Kisses

    Why are so many people so awful at it? Constantly opening and closing their mouths in a chewing motion. My first kiss was pleasant and sweet. In fact, it might be defined as perfect. But every girl whom I was their first kiss has been a horrible disaster, like fish gasping for air. What's worse is that my after-the-fact comments about it usually kill the relationship.
    “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
    "Capitalism ho!"
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    Originally posted by DaShi View Post
    Why are so many people so awful at it? Constantly opening and closing their mouths in a chewing motion. My first kiss was pleasant and sweet. In fact, it might be defined as perfect. But every girl whom I was their first kiss has been a horrible disaster, like fish gasping for air. What's worse is that my after-the-fact comments about it usually kill the relationship.
    You must have seen that kissing thing from that show shown on Ellen's show.
    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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    • #3
      Have you considered going to a dentist, using a toothbrushsh etc ?
      With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

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      • #4
        They're just trying to sell it that it's their first time.

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        • #5
          Also, what age of girls are you dating if you're getting all these first kisses? Or is this some flashback moment to your high school years?

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          • #6
            He's having relationships with his nubile young Asian students.
            "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
            "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
              You must have seen that kissing thing from that show shown on Ellen's show.
              No, it was a clip on Access Hollywood. It just reminded me of some really bad kissers.
              “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
              "Capitalism ho!"

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              • #8
                Never kissed a fish gasping for air so I'm not an expert on fish-kissing which makes my opinion about this worthless
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                • #9
                  Oh I forgot... Kidicious said to stop making porn threads, DaShi.
                  "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                  "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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