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    Going to work drunk

    Wife and I went out to watch Seahawks game, wind up meeting another couple and we start chatting, drinking, etc etc. 7 hours later it's 2 am and we go home. Wife has Friday off but my dumb ass has to get up at 6:30 to be at work by 7:30. Still ****ing drunk. I got some snacks, I got some mint gum, I took my ADD meds, but hol-ee-**** I am still ****ing drunk.

    What to do...
    "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
    'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger
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    Call in sick
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    • #3
      Originally posted by loinburger View Post
      Call in sick
      I'm already at work.
      "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
      'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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      • #4
        Agreed, calling in sick sounds like the appropriate response...

        EDIT: xpost.

        Oops? Why'd you go to work?
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
          Agreed, calling in sick sounds like the appropriate response...

          EDIT: xpost.

          Oops? Why'd you go to work?
          I was too drunk to think it was a good idea to stay home. I'm such a creature of habit that I have to get up at the same time every weekday. Everything just kind of flowed from there.
          "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
          'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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          • #6
            Puke all over the floor and go home

            Actually, that might be a bad idea if your puke will smell like booze
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            • #7
              one of the better thrades today
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              • #8
                Originally posted by loinburger View Post
                Puke all over the floor and go home

                Actually, that might be a bad idea if your puke will smell like booze
                The worst was this time I went down to the Bay Area for New Years.

                We wound up all going down to santa cruz for the night and hung out with one of our friends there. Long story short I drank about 3/4ths of a bottle of Jameson and topped it off with a Sam Adams. When I puked the Sam Adams was floating on top of all the Jameson in the toilet. It was hilarious and terrible. I also puked on Highway 17 on the trip back going 70 miles an hour and opening a door while in the far left lane.
                "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                • #9
                  What is your job?

                  JM
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                  • #10
                    I hope it's pilot or school bus driver
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                    • #11
                      This is why I claim to have a history of migraines. Makes getting out of work easy.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Jon Miller View Post
                        What is your job?

                        JM
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                        "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                        'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                        • #13
                          Answering stupid questions while drunk? Sounds fun! Good luck, man.
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                          • #14
                            answer stupid questions with fun oneliners
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by MRT144 View Post
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