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  • #1

    Christians ban interstate marriage

    waht
    they can't go across state lines?
    or
    they can't live in separate states?
    or
    the marriage is only valid in the state you got married in and you need to get married in every state
    To us, it is the BEAST.
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  • #2
    You cannot get married on an interstate highway. It's too dangerous.
    There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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    • #3
      unfair
      this is a human rights issue
      To us, it is the BEAST.

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      • #4
        I wouldn't want to marry someone made of plasma or Bose-Einstein condensates anyways.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Uncle Sparky View Post
          You cannot get married on an interstate highway. It's too dangerous.
          You can only consummate the marriage on an interstate highway
          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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          • #6
            Given the number and type of other relationships (some of them purely temporary) that get both declared and consummated on the highway, it would be a gross injustice if you couldn't.
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            • #7
              [singing]Life is a highway
              I want to ride it all night long
              If you're going my way
              I want to drive it all night long...[/singing]
              There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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              • #8
                Interstate marriage? Damn. I guess that ends any hope of Iowa and Massachusetts getting it on.

                Let's be optimistic--there may yet be hope for intestate marriage.
                "You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier

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                • #9
                  We do have interstate divorce, c.f. West Virginia.
                  If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                    We do have interstate divorce, c.f. West Virginia.
                    Untold millions of people have died unwed and intestate. Who are you to deprive them of their right to marriage?
                    "You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Zevico View Post
                      Interstate marriage? Damn. I guess that ends any hope of Iowa and Massachusetts getting it on.

                      Let's be optimistic--there may yet be hope for intestate marriage.
                      With Iowa and Massachusetts, it could be a gay interstate marriage.
                      There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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