How to take good facebook pictures?

[johnwall]

how about planking pose?

[Dinner]

I hate myself. I look like either a pedophile or a homosexual in every picture I take of myself.

You're trying to hard and you're not taking enough pictures. The goal of the picture is to appear natural but you're trying to poss in each one. Go to mother ****ing Disneyland or something with some friends (hopefully cute girls), give them each a $5 disposable camera, and by the end they'll all have a dozen pictures of your ass. Pick the 3-6 pictures you like best and put them up on facebook.

[Al B. Sure!]

You're trying to hard and you're not taking enough pictures. The goal of the picture is to appear natural but you're trying to poss in each one. Go to mother ****ing Disneyland or something with some friends (hopefully cute girls), give them each a $5 disposable camera, and by the end they'll all have a dozen pictures of your ass. Pick the 3-6 pictures you like best and put them up on facebook.

Yes. I can just go to Disneyland with several women. So easy and cheap to accomplish

[ZEE]

Don't worry, Alby, I'll go to disneyland with you

[giblets]

Find someone else who looks a lot like you and post a picture of them.

[Al B. Sure!]

Find someone else who looks a lot like you and post a picture of them.

Everyone will recognize David Blaine

[Lorizael]

No they won't.

[Al B. Sure!]

I don't know. This blows.




No good mirrors. Though it looks kind of ghostly and it's easy to miss the camera (I look hunchbacked because I'm taller than the cabinet):



faceplam

[SlowwHand]

That first one is a mug shot. The 2nd one looks like a furnished room in some mental facility where you're put away. We're looking at each other through a window in a locked door. Obviously, you don't have outdoor privileges where you could exercise. That's quite a gut you have going. They must feed you well, at least. That's good.

[Al B. Sure!]

How bout:

[Al B. Sure!]

this is my facebook profile pic:

Anyone else see Aaron Rodgers with something stupid on his head?

[dannubis]

Albie, turn off the light. What good would a foto do you anyway.

[Az]

How bout:

Best pic so far

[Al B. Sure!]

nm

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

I like the pose by the dark doorway. It needs the caption "And this is where I keep the bodies".