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  • #46
    You're not a pedophile though. That's strange.

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    • #47
      A full smile looks gay, a smirk looks like a Jerry Sandusky, and no smile looks like a rapist. See what I mean?

      Homosexual:

      ramsey1

      Pedophile:

      ramsey2

      Rapist:

      ramsey3


      I know people here have facebook. Do you just have pictures that other people took? How do you take self pictures?
      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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      • #48
        Go with the "Pedophile" choice.
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #49
          i think you are too critical, Alby.
          The Wizard of AAHZ

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          • #50
            It's amazing how consistently creepy you can look.
            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Asher View Post
              It's amazing how consistently creepy you can look.
              I think this an effect of taking self pictures. Too close and me looking into the camera.
              "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
              "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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              • #52
                Originally posted by AAHZ View Post
                i think you are too critical, Alby.
                I agree

                You are being harsh on yourself.

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                • #53
                  embrace the creepy and take it further
                  dont try to be something you arent
                  To us, it is the BEAST.

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                  • #54
                    Best option to get a good fb pic: let someone else take it.
                    Attached Files
                    urgh.NSFW

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                    • #55
                      Yes, I don't change facial expressions. DWI.
                      urgh.NSFW

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                      • #56
                        You broke the thread, you Turk!


                        Sloww, I went with the rapist. Smiling is a no go.

                        Still probably need someone else to take a picture.
                        "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                        • #57
                          Do that, and set it up where you've got your head turned slightly. When you turn and look at the camera, have the photo taken immediately. No posing and more natural.
                          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                          • #58
                            Yeah, extensive discussion on how to get a natural-looking "candid" shot. Excellent plan!
                            Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
                            RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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                            • #59
                              You need a photo with an interesting backdrop...

                              Also, the homosexual look is far superior to the rapist.

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                              • #60
                                this is my facebook profile pic:

                                I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
                                [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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