How to take good facebook pictures?

[Az]

It's not possible to take a picture of yourself and not look like a weirdo, right? Or at least not possible for me. This is what I come up with when I try:



How can I take better pictures?

ahaha keep away from schools at a 500meter radius.

[Al B. Sure!]

Exactly. All my facebook profile pictures have been a variation of that.

foreveralone.jpg

[EPW]

Well the only pictures of me I know of in a social setting were from my old job's Halloween thing and Christmas party in 2009. I got the pictures from my old boss' facebook and cropped to just me but these aren't profile pictures, really:





(My boss had a superhero theme for Halloween so I picked the Punisher)

Those look good...

[Az]

Exactly. All my facebook profile pictures have been a variation of that.

foreveralone.jpg

Look, it's simple.
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Get Money,
**** *****es.
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How do you actualize this?

Never say it, Always play it.
Never talk it, Always walk it.

The demeanor should not be expressed in wording like "females", but exuded in your pictures, in your behavior, in your everything. Trust, when the right girl comes, and she will, she will look for all the ways possible to mold you into a doormat ***** anyway.

You are getting there here. But too standoff-ish.

Smile less. I use to have this problem as well, because usually when people are taking my picture, I am having a great time, and am happy. You think this would be awesome, with this friendly smile?

Wrong. The key word is "friend" as in the friend zone.

Go with a smirk.

When I bounced, a smirk was my signal to a chick that signalled her that I am approachable.

[Az]

Btw, Thank you for reminding me again, that we and the Lebanese are long lost brothers. If the guys up north would just cut out with their arabization and mostly muslim bull**** and return to worshipping Ba'al like in the good ol' days.... Canaan 4 life, yo.

[onodera]

Dude, you look like the Eurovision winner from Russia, and it's not exactly a compliment.

[Ecthy]

Btw, Thank you for reminding me again, that we and the Lebanese are long lost brothers. If the guys up north would just cut out with their arabization and mostly muslim bull**** and return to worshipping Ba'al like in the good ol' days.... Canaan 4 life, yo.

This reminds me of my long buried armchair-strategic plans for the ME

Nothing nasty about you folks really, just that the "muslim"/"arab" nations need no access to the Asian mediterranean, 'cept for good ol' Turkey.

[Al B. Sure!]

This reminds me of my long buried armchair-strategic plans for the ME

Nothing nasty about you folks really, just that the "muslim"/"arab" nations need no access to the Asian mediterranean, 'cept for good ol' Turkey.

Hey, ecthy, you see those photos I put up of my great uncle (grandmother's brother)?

[Provost Harrison]

You really do look like a colleague of mine from work in that photo

[C0ckney]

Well, if you never post an original thought and have no info page, the only impression you leave is a crappy profile photo.

If it's the only thing there, what else can they comment on? I mean, what the hell did you expect?

al, your crap facebook photos really are the least of your problems.

[Az]

You really do look like a colleague of mine from work in that photo

just as I thought one couldn't go lower than my pedo comment...

[Traianvs]

Put this one up. I've had this picture as my profile picture since July 2, 2007, sez facebook, and apparently loads of people want to be befriend me. Or, it could be my awesome and interesting contributions on FB, I'm not sure

[ZEE]

here is my pic from a week ago i think
https://apolyton.net/node/8263047

[ZEE]

also i don't use facebook, twitter or any of that other nonsense

[Al B. Sure!]

I hate myself. I look like either a pedophile or a homosexual in every picture I take of myself.