Why does Secular Humanism hate me?

[Elok]

So, I got a call the other day; apparently Dawkins's latest book refers to me, totally out of the blue, as a "brachyphallic ignoramus." I'm not even relevant to the chapter, he just brings me up for no reason. Then I learn that James Randi offered $1,000,000 to the first person "to prove, in a laboratory setting and under controlled conditions, that [Elok] has any worth as a human being whatever." And now Hitchens is slamming me on Twitter. 2PM yesterday:

Relaxing w/4th daiquiri of the day--only dum Muslims, Orthodox aspies in Peru dont like daiquiris.

What the hell did I do?

[loinburger]

I contacted them so that we could coordinate our efforts to drag you to hell.

[Elok]

I knew it!

[Guynemer]

:applause: