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  • #46
    My girlfriend is Greek, but not too hairy. I sometimes refer to her as my little furry apolyton. It's an in-joke with myself!

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    • #47
      I want to hear AAHZ's opinion of this thrade.

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      • #48
        I held back from reading this thread all the way through, but now regret it.

        It's like, totally bizarro mondo.

        I think Oerdin's watched too many Derek and Clive videos recently.
        Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

        ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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        • #49
          Originally posted by molly bloom View Post
          I held back from reading this thread all the way through, but now regret it.

          It's like, totally bizarro mondo.

          I think Oerdin's watched too many Derek and Clive videos recently.
          QFT
          Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
          GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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          • #50
            There's nothing wrong with this thread.
            In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
              You are a disgusting piece of ****.
              .

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Tupac Shakur View Post
                I avoided opening this thread for several days because I knew it would be terrible, but it was even worse than I imagined. Jesus...
                This.

                I held out another week, but it was still on Page1... Should have done a sudoku to waste a few minutes of my time before dinner.
                Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
                RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Dinner View Post
                  Middle eastern girls seem to love white guys and will put up with all sorts of **** as long as they get that nice white guy ***.
                  Yeah the **** right. Nevermind that Middle Eastern people are white, let a Muslim family see their daughter messing with a non-Muslim (or someone not from a Muslim background). And unlike the white girls who crave Black ____ to the horror of their parents, the Muslim girls don't have that overwhelming motivation to rebel.

                  And what the hell is ***? What the hell could be 3 letters? Ass? But that's not censored.

                  Anyway, this Persian chick probably is ugly as **** and as hairy as a yeti. She apparently likes Oerdin, after all, so something's wrong with her.


                  Here's something for those other unfortunates who come into this thread:





                  "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                  "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                  • #54
                    I'm guessing "***" is semen. As in, "there's nothing a middle eastern girl wants more than a white guy's semen".

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by gribbler View Post
                      As in, "there's nothing a middle eastern girl wants more than a white guy's Nuclear Secrets".
                      fixed
                      Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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                      • #56

                        There is nothing special, all girls would eat you up right on the spot if you are "different", and are an attractive man.
                        I believe Oerdin is overcompensating. Instead of congratulating himself on his strength of resisting the temptation, he is probably still ashamed that he entertained the possibility. He is a good boy at heart.
                        urgh.NSFW

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                        • #57
                          I met a lot of Israeli girls, If I understand correctly once they are over with military service the gov gives them money to travel around the world, and some come to Argentina, Bolivia etc.
                          They are super fine, it makes me wish all women had to do military service because it keeps them super fit.
                          I need a foot massage

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                          • #58
                            Ha, perfect example, when our backpackers go to South America, the guys are like: "Oh, but the women are so much hotter there!"
                            urgh.NSFW

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                            • #59
                              ...you all realize he hasn't posted here since the 29th, right?
                              No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                              • #60
                                Why's he 'Dinner'?
                                "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                                "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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