My grandmother was a 4/10

[Al B. Sure!]

Saw pictures of my grandmother in her youth. 4/10 at best.

My other grandmother was a strong 7/10.

What does that mean?

[loinburger]

Are they still alive? In other words, are you having incest fantasies, or are you having necrophiliac incest fantasies?

[Al B. Sure!]

Are they still alive? In other words, are you having incest fantasies, or are you having necrophiliac incest fantasies?

One is alive. But no, I'm talking pictures of them in their youth. That doesn't count.

And what? You can't rate a woman's aesthetics without beating off to them? I'm just saying where they stand in their looks. No fantasies. Pure objective evaluation.

[Felch]

Pix of tits or GTFO.

[The Mad Monk]

[The Mad Monk]

Now who wants boobies?

[giblets]

One is alive. But no, I'm talking pictures of them in their youth. That doesn't count.

And what? You can't rate a woman's aesthetics without beating off to them? I'm just saying where they stand in their looks. No fantasies. Pure objective evaluation.

Sorry Al, but it does sound incestuous.

[Felch]

Albie's grandmother has skinny legs, evil looking eyes, the narrow brow of a Greek, and a Welsh jawline. 4/10 indeed.

[Al B. Sure!]

I don't have 'noodz'.

My 4/10 grandmother's mother was just as bad and her father looked like a nerd. What does this mean?! Do I have ugly genes?!

[giblets]

One is alive. But no, I'm talking pictures of them in their youth. That doesn't count.

And what? You can't rate a woman's aesthetics without beating off to them? I'm just saying where they stand in their looks. No fantasies. Pure objective evaluation.

I forgot to ask, why aren't you also assessing your grandfathers? I mean by your logic you can also do purely objective, non-sexual evaluations of men, right?

[Al B. Sure!]

I forgot to ask, why aren't you also assessing your grandfathers? I mean by your logic you can also do purely objective, non-sexual evaluations of men, right?

The grandfather that married the 4/10 was alpha yo. The grandfather that married the strong 7/10 looked kind of beta. It's backwards.

[Al B. Sure!]

But that's not what's important. Do I have the ugly genes?!

[giblets]

The grandfather that married the 4/10 was alpha yo. The grandfather that married the strong 7/10 looked kind of beta. It's backwards.

Err... maybe these "alpha" and "beta" concepts you've formed are counterproductive. Maybe when you try to be more like an "alpha" you scare away the 7's and you refuse to settle for a 4.

[Al B. Sure!]

Err... maybe these "alpha" and "beta" concepts you've formed are counterproductive. Maybe when you try to be more like an "alpha" you scare away the 7's and you refuse to settle for a 4.

Dude, I'm not bout that 7's. I'm about them dimes, son. Them Franklin Delanos.

[Uncle Sparky]

A few years ago we were going through some old family photos. A nephew of mine, who was in his mid teens at the time, saw a black & white snap shot of a very attractive 20 something woman on a swing. When it was pointed out the pic was his grandma, he blushed. Naughty boy!
My mother was at least a 9.