Forums and Facebook are like Quaker church services.

[Elok]

That is either a very clever question or a very stupid one, depending on whether or not you realize that "bollocks" doesn't in fact mean "balls."

[Dinner]

Actually if Quaker meetings were more like FB, they'd feature my friend Chug telling lady friends that he'd like to rub his reproductive fluids over their buttocks, and promptly getting scolded by their furious parents.

I suspect we can all guess how he got the nick name "chug".