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John F. Kennedy died of Aids!!
I did not know that.
The aliens must have coated Oswald's bullets.
The aliens must have coated Oswald's bullets.
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If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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The CIA crafted those bullets in the twilight of the Elder Days, magically infusing them with HIV and crack. Three bullets were given to Audrey Murphy, the most honored of America's warriors, one for each of his Purple Hearts. Seven were given to zombie Andrew Jackson, seventh American president, whose bloodlust knew no limits. Nine were given to Lee Harvey Oswald, because they didn't trust his marksmanship. One bullet they kept in Langley, and it is the master of all bullets.John Brown did nothing wrong. -
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JFK was gay? Does this mean that Marylin Monroe was a dickgirl?<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>Comment
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No, but Jackie probably was.
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Audrey was Audie evil twin. Hence the goatee. Jeez, learn your history.Originally posted by Tuberski View PostAudie Murphy, played himself in the movie.
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Yes But, Audie was the most decorated soldier, Audrey was the most court marshalled, you mixed them up.Originally posted by Felch View Post
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I heard that Oswald said something about states rights before he was shot.Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View PostI did not know that.
The aliens must have coated Oswald's bullets.What can make a nigga wanna fight a whole night club/Figure that he ought to maybe be a pimp simply 'cause he don't like love/What can make a nigga wanna achy, break all rules/In a book when it took a lot to get you hooked up to this volume/
What can make a nigga wanna loose all faith in/Anything that he can't feel through his chest wit sensationComment
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Obviously that means that if you like state's rights you support presidential assassinations.
If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Booth OswaldOriginally posted by Hauldren Collider View PostObviously that means that if you like state's rights you support presidential assassinations.What can make a nigga wanna fight a whole night club/Figure that he ought to maybe be a pimp simply 'cause he don't like love/What can make a nigga wanna achy, break all rules/In a book when it took a lot to get you hooked up to this volume/
What can make a nigga wanna loose all faith in/Anything that he can't feel through his chest wit sensationComment
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Ooh, you have a sample size of two. Well, Goebbels and Hitler both had thumbs, so I've had mine amputated.If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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My favorite presidential assassin was Lee Wilkes Czolgosz, a masterful slayer of politicians. His career spanned generations, and he always managed to dump the blame on some poor patsy.John Brown did nothing wrong.Comment
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I like to play Fallout games with a sniper-spec'd character named "Harvey" or "Oswald." Gifted, Finesse, high agility, intelligence, and luck, small guns, steal, speech. Easiest character to play, at least in 1 and 2.Comment
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If you would like to test this theory, you can try JFK Reloaded. However, I'm not sure if they have the option to AIDS-ify the bullet.Comment
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I love that game.If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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