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  • #16
    Do the Branch Davidians count? People's Temple was a cult run by a commie atheist, so they're out I think.
    If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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    • #17
      That Norwegian guy. 97 left. Let's start hitting up the Crusades and the IRA, we should find some good ones there.
      If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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      • #18
        Originally posted by gribbler View Post
        Oh of course, no killer is a true Christian!
        Nope, you just seem too stupid to know what a christian is.
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        • #19
          Right, christians are lion food.
          If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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          • #20
            Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
            Nope, you just seem too stupid to know what a christian is.
            Someone who calls Obama "the anti-Christ" is probably a Christian. I'm not aware of any other religion that has something called "the anti-Christ".

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            • #21
              Wait a minute. I just realized something. If Christians are lion food, what does Aslan eat? Awkward.
              If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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              • #22
                Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                That Norwegian guy. 97 left. Let's start hitting up the Crusades and the IRA, we should find some good ones there.
                I think we can only use Americans. Ben was saying something about Muslims being a small percentage of the American population but the percentage of terrorist attacks committed by Muslims is larger, so we should be scared of the Muslims.

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                • #23
                  Fine. Can we count Tim McVeigh? How about Charles Manson? Oh yeah, and a lot of Southern slaveowners were devout Christians.
                  If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                    Wait a minute. I just realized something. If Christians are lion food, what does Aslan eat? Awkward.
                    Aslan is Jesus. He started the religion so that his prey would come to him.

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                    • #25
                      Apolyton started going down hill when you two idiots started posting. Your trolls are way too stupid to be effective.
                      I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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                      • #26
                        But wait Christians eat Jesus' body. How does this make sense?

                        Is this like the trinity?
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                        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                          Fine. Can we count Tim McVeigh? How about Charles Manson? Oh yeah, and a lot of Southern slaveowners were devout Christians.
                          By the time he was executed he was claiming to be agnostic. But it's a fine example of what a Catholic upbringing can do.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                            But wait Christians eat Jesus' body. How does this make sense?

                            Is this like the trinity?
                            Asan turns a piece of bread into lion flesh using magic. It's not that complicated.

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                            • #29
                              Excuse me. He did not say he was a Christian. He said he was Jesus. Big difference. And he was doing the will of those who think Obama is the anti-Christ. Silly American Christians... arresting Jesus.
                              There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                              • #30
                                Duh, Jesus was Jewish. This is clearly part of the Zionist conspiracy.
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