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What if instead of being born human, you were born a snapping turtle? An alligator snapper to be exact. What would you do and what would you bite? What would your life be like?
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I'd be vicious! Those Guys have a Can-Do mentality which puts your Presidents to shame, they attack everything regardless of size.
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Odd, found a alligator snapper in my front yard this past spring. Newborn, just out of the egg. Think a predator dropped it as I went out the door. Gave it to my son as a pet, about the size of a half dollar now.Comment
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I still wouldn't touch your penis, you sick bastard!!!!!
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Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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I would spend my days swimming in the ocean and then party on the beach at night. This is completely different than what I'd do if I was human.
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Apparently it wouldn't be very good for my health.
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I'd move to New York and look for the glowing ooze in the sewers.
If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Probably I would sit at the bottom of a body of fresh water with my tongue out, chomping everything that got close to bits. It's pretty much all alligator snappers do. Doc, I suggest you buy your kid a hydraulic press as a "pet" instead. Probably safer, as it has an "off" switch.Comment
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wouldn't be able to type to post here.
It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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My guess is my mother would have died in childbirth and scientists would have dissected me for study.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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