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  • Why does Lysol make a touchless soap dispenser?

    And why would anyone buy one?

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  • #2
    So you don't get any semen caked up on your soap dispenser.
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    • #3
      You've clearly never worked in the food industry if you think a touchless soap dispenser is useless. Yes, get raw chicken grease, dough, or whatever else all over the traditional dispenser. Have to go and wash the dispenser after you wash your hands.
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      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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      • #4
        Never working in the food industry isn't something to be ashamed of.

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        • #5
          Having worked in the food industry isn't something to be ashamed of, either.
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          • #6
            What the **** does shame have to do with anything?
            "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
            "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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            • #7
              Obviously you've never used a public washroom either. The 50% who do wash their hands will have touched the soap dispenser, the taps (unless they are also touchless), the paper towel dispenser or hand blower (unless its touchless) and the door knob on exiting. Mind you. those who didn't wash their hands at all also touch the door.

              Germophobic yet?
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              • #8
                I've never understood why they don't have automatic doors in public toilets. It seems like such a no brainer.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                  You've clearly never worked in the food industry if you think a touchless soap dispenser is useless. Yes, get raw chicken grease, dough, or whatever else all over the traditional dispenser. Have to go and wash the dispenser after you wash your hands.
                  I didn't say it was useless.

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                  • #10
                    Well that's why people would buy it. Non-retards, of course.
                    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                    • #11
                      which is why i use my used paper towels to turn off the water and open the door. Then, when at work, I use the hand sanitizer right by the restroom.

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                      • #12
                        I use a blow torch.
                        “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                        "Capitalism ho!"

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Tuberski View Post
                          which is why i use my used paper towels to turn off the water and open the door. Then, when at work, I use the hand sanitizer right by the restroom.

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                          Who cares about some germs? Do you have an immune deficiency condition?
                          "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                            Who cares about some germs? Do you have an immune deficiency condition?
                            I work in a hospital.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Tuberski View Post
                              I work in a hospital.

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                              Touche, sir. Touche indeed.
                              "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                              "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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