Why do people have pets?

[Dinner]

sOrGhUm BeEr

I am a foodie and consider myself a connoisseur of fine beers. Hell, I'll try just about any type of beer at least once and generally try to find beers I haven't ever tried before. I do the same with wine though prefer to go wine tasting at different wine growing regions. Hipsters are poor and don't have money for eat out at nice restaurants, traveling to places for the purpose of just drinking wine, or even to buy exotic beers. Hipsters usually buy Pabst Blue Ribbon because it's one of the cheapest damn beers you can buy.

[Dinner]

We need to start passing these around and playing whenever we read an Oerdin thread:

Never owned anything from American Apparel, my Camera is a Nikon D5100 not what ever the **** that camera is (I bought it because I already had a bunch of Nikkor lenses from my old 35 mm SLR so when I switched to a DSLR I wanted a Nikon body; poor people like you and hipsters can't afford my camera), don't care about unicorns, I do have some old shirts but more of them are new, I have never heard of NYLON magazine, no idea what a cobra snake picture is, I actually don't own a pair of sunglasses but if I did they wouldn't be second hand 80's sunglasses, I sure as **** am not a vegan, I own CD not records but now I keep most of my music digitally, I do like dive bars but they usually have names and I'm afraid I don't have much time to go to them these days, I do own a bike (Specialized Rockhopper Comp Disc) and use it for weekend riding, I haven't gotten a photobooth picture since I was in my early teens back in the late 80's/early 90's, I did vote for Obama (let's face it Republicans are complete raving loons so anything is better than them) but I'm pissed off at him for being so weak and caving in instead of fighting, no grillz because I have taste....

Hell, that entire list is ****ing retarded and you, Albie, are also retarded for not understanding how retarded it is.

[Dinner]

The biggest question is there anything Al likes or enjoys?

I'm beginning to think not but then I remember he used to like stupid rap music and even used to post some of his own rap music on poly.

[Dinner]

I'm not totally sure what a hipster is, but having strong opinions about who does the best job of frying a cheap sausage surely makes you a...something. Is that a hipster?

No.

[MikeH]

I don't know where you're getting these statistics from.

The internet

[Lorizael]

We need to start passing these around and playing whenever we read an Oerdin thread:

Who doesn't love robots?

[Tupac Shakur]

I'm not totally sure what a hipster is, but having strong opinions about who does the best job of frying a cheap sausage surely makes you a...something. Is that a hipster?

Yes.

[MikeH]

I've met Oerdin, hhe doesn't fulfil any of the image criteria to be a hipster.

[Pax]

On topic,
Al, I got a dog from the humane society last december. I don't really care for dogs but my girlfriend and youngest had been bugging me about one for years. So I got one. I find that I spend more time with the dog than either of them. The dog will bite me and my family normal playfully in the same way he would bite another dog that he is playing with. When he gets mad or exciting he will give a sort of warning bite that will not actually hurt but is like saying GET OFF! STOP OR ELSE!, if he does that too me I may spank him or yell and he submits to my will. When a stranger comes to the door, he hears or smells a stranger in the area, senses something unusual outside or inside, hears a doorbell ringing (real or TV) he starts to bark aggressively at whatever he is alerting on. I have seen him jump and slam himself into the glass screen door like he really wanted to get at some people. When I grabbed him and sent him into the other room he did not try to attack me he just wanted to get at what he thought of as the intruder.
In the year that I have had him, he has had two "accidents" early on. He has ripped a side of the couch(it's old anyway), he has snacked on several running shoes(hey, i needed new ones), he has also eaten or gnawed several other objects that were of some value, he has eaten various food off the counter top when no one was looking (he looks so adorable when he's guilty) and he sheds.
While I'm not really a dog person and I will never get another dog. This dog(Trent) provides a valuable service in home security and he takes that job very seriously so I am glad to have him around. He earns his keep.
P.S. my house does not smell.

[Hauldren Collider]

Guys, when Al talks about girls, should we now do 100% FEMALE WOLF instead of FEMALE!

[Felch]

All bitches are women, and all women are females.

[MRT144]

Guys, when Al talks about girls, should we now do 100% FEMALE WOLF instead of FEMALE!

I think so.

[The Mad Monk]

Never owned anything from American Apparel, my Camera is a Nikon D5100 not what ever the **** that camera is (I bought it because I already had a bunch of Nikkor lenses from my old 35 mm SLR so when I switched to a DSLR I wanted a Nikon body; poor people like you and hipsters can't afford my camera), don't care about unicorns, I do have some old shirts but more of them are new, I have never heard of NYLON magazine, no idea what a cobra snake picture is, I actually don't own a pair of sunglasses but if I did they wouldn't be second hand 80's sunglasses, I sure as **** am not a vegan, I own CD not records but now I keep most of my music digitally, I do like dive bars but they usually have names and I'm afraid I don't have much time to go to them these days, I do own a bike (Specialized Rockhopper Comp Disc) and use it for weekend riding, I haven't gotten a photobooth picture since I was in my early teens back in the late 80's/early 90's, I did vote for Obama (let's face it Republicans are complete raving loons so anything is better than them) but I'm pissed off at him for being so weak and caving in instead of fighting, no grillz because I have taste....

Hell, that entire list is ****ing retarded and you, Albie, are also retarded for not understanding how retarded it is.

Waaait. Are you saying you are a hipster because that hipster bingo card is so retardedly wrong?

[Sava]

I get BINGO... bottom row.

Although, my relationship with both television and robots is love/hate and not pure love.

[giblets]

Never owned anything from American Apparel, my Camera is a Nikon D5100 not what ever the **** that camera is (I bought it because I already had a bunch of Nikkor lenses from my old 35 mm SLR so when I switched to a DSLR I wanted a Nikon body; poor people like you and hipsters can't afford my camera), don't care about unicorns, I do have some old shirts but more of them are new, I have never heard of NYLON magazine, no idea what a cobra snake picture is, I actually don't own a pair of sunglasses but if I did they wouldn't be second hand 80's sunglasses, I sure as **** am not a vegan, I own CD not records but now I keep most of my music digitally, I do like dive bars but they usually have names and I'm afraid I don't have much time to go to them these days, I do own a bike (Specialized Rockhopper Comp Disc) and use it for weekend riding, I haven't gotten a photobooth picture since I was in my early teens back in the late 80's/early 90's, I did vote for Obama (let's face it Republicans are complete raving loons so anything is better than them) but I'm pissed off at him for being so weak and caving in instead of fighting, no grillz because I have taste....

Hell, that entire list is ****ing retarded and you, Albie, are also retarded for not understanding how retarded it is.

The test is so retarded that you wrote a whole paragraph about how you scored on it?