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  • Where to buy my first real slut

    I'm tired of all these hos who want to pretend like we have a relationship or some ****; I want straight up cash for tricks.
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    Stadtluft Macht Frei
    Killing it is the new killing it
    Ultima Ratio Regum

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    What about your wife?
    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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    • #3
      Tijuana, just be sure to bring an extra kidney
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
        What about your wife?
        [mockanger]Are you calling my wife a slut?[/mockanger]
        12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
        Stadtluft Macht Frei
        Killing it is the new killing it
        Ultima Ratio Regum

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        • #5
          outback steakhouse
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          • #6
            How much are you looking to spend?
            "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
            "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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            • #7
              I have gone to outback steakhouse one time. I purchased a blooming onion, a steak+shrimp combo and a drink. The ridiculously fruity drink was by far the best part of the meal.
              12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
              Stadtluft Macht Frei
              Killing it is the new killing it
              Ultima Ratio Regum

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                How much are you looking to spend?
                As much as it takes.
                12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                Stadtluft Macht Frei
                Killing it is the new killing it
                Ultima Ratio Regum

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                • #9
                  I have a cousin from Austraila that applied for a job at Outback. They said no because he wouldn't stop with the accent.
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                  • #10
                    I was severely disappointed to discover Outback is based in Florida
                    If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                    • #11
                      xpost:really, lol?

                      Outback is pretty mediocre for the price.
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                      • #12
                        I've given up on buying steak in restaurants - it tastes better when I cook it myself
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                          I was severely disappointed to discover Outback is based in Florida
                          If you found that surprising, does it make a difference?
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                          • #14
                            I don't eat there anyway, so, no, it makes no difference at all.
                            If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                            :(){ :|:& };:

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post
                              [mockanger]Are you calling my wife a slut?[/mockanger]
                              Maaaaybe?
                              I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.
                              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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