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  • So a girl asked for my number 2

    I received an unsolicited note about a week ago from a lovely young woman asking for my #2. CancerCare Manitoba has me on their watch list since my family has a history of dying of cancer. Remember, I live in Canada, the land of evil socialist medicine.

    This week she sent me a kit. The RN, BScN would like me to start collecting samples of my #2, save them in a little booklet, and mail them back to her. Apparently, Colorectal cancer is the #2 (hehehe) cause of cancer deaths in Manitoba.

    Of course, there are no costs to me. According to a leaflet included in the kit, early detections leads to 90% chance of survival.

    So, what do you think? Should I send this woman my ****?

    Does this prove how evil government health care is?
    There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

  • #2
    Slip in a note with the samples asking for her # too.

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    • #3
      Awesome thread title!
      Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
      RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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      • #4
        Originally posted by -Jrabbit View Post
        Awesome thread title!
        “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
        - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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        • #5
          be careful uncle sparky, it might one of those socialist death panels...
          "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

          "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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          • #6
            Thread win
            Indifference is Bliss

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            • #7
              So, I've mailed in my #2. I hope I win something!
              There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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              • #8
                Fingers Crossed!
                Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Uncle Sparky View Post
                  So, I've mailed in my #2. I hope I win something!
                  2nd prize?
                  Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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                  • #10
                    Terrible news. The girl who askes for my #2 sent me a form letter rejecting me!!!

                    The results were normal, so she doesn't want anything to do with me for at least 2 years.

                    Should I move to the US, where I can pay for a battery of tests that might find/give be a new disease that might pique her interests?
                    There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                    • #11



                      Time to send in Nr.1 !

                      /insert Picture of Riker
                      Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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