This is a serious forum related question.

[MrFun]

Yeah, it really didn't take that long. I only did the first three...

oerdin loves erect cocks in his mouth, so a Oerdin asked for my number, and Oerdin took my gorgeous schlong

...however, so I have to thank the rest of Apolyton for their valuable contributions.

There's nothing generous about your three-inch "schlong."

[Tupac Shakur]

There's nothing generous about your three-inch "schlong."

1. It's a "gorgeous" schlong, not a "generous" one.

2. I'm a perfect eight inches.

[MrFun]

2. I'm a perfect eight inches.

Will I be able to fact check this on snopes?