I want you for the U.S. Army!

[Lonestar]

I was in Psyops not Civil Affairs. Silly rabbit.

Yeah, like there's a huge difference.

"lol marketing"

[Docfeelgood]

Psyops? is that the guys who march with loud speakers straped to there chest?

[Elok]

I'm a legally blind asthmatic who responds to any order not phrased as a polite request with extreme, instinctive hostility. Ol' Sam's casting the net a little wide there.

[Dinner]

****. I gotta agree with Oerdin. I hate it when I agree with Oerdin.

So do I.

[Dinner]

"Hey sailor!" Yeah, you're all not a bunch of ****ing ******s. No, not at all.

[Dinner]

BTW if you're not a paratrooper then you're just not the best.

You're nothing if you're not airborne.

[Dinner]

The Army is where the rubber hits the road, boy. It's where the boys are separated from the men. It's where you stab a man with your bayonet and watch the light leave his eyes or you decide to become a ****** sailor. There is no two ways about it. Either you agree with the real men in the Army or you are a gay ass sailor.

[MRT144]

Navy> Army

If you want to have marketable skills in the civilian world.

"Alright, let's go ahead and look at this resume. Says here you drove a truck for 4 years and sometimes shot at people. Yeah, I don't think we have a place for you here at Siemens, sorry."

Seamans = Siemens

[MRT144]

And you don't get these in the Navy? The navy has F/A-18s, nuclear submarines, and guided missile destroyers. Lots of things that can make other things go boom.

Plus, I think we get way more bang (ha ha) for our buck from the Navy than the Army.

The only good navy people are the submariners because they're ****ing bat****.

[Archbob]

The army is useful if you want to be a Ninja assassin later on.

[Uncle Sparky]

I always thought Uncle Sam looked like he wanted YOU to pull his finger.

[The Mad Monk]

The army is useful if you want to be a Ninja assassin later on.

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