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  • I want you for the U.S. Army!

    Listen to Uncle Sam.

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  • #2
    Best recruiting poster EVER!
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    • #3
      Navy > Army
      If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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      • #4
        Yeah... If you're a ****ing ******.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Oerdin View Post
          Yeah... If you're a ****ing ******.
          Navy> Army

          If you want to have marketable skills in the civilian world.

          "Alright, let's go ahead and look at this resume. Says here you drove a truck for 4 years and sometimes shot at people. Yeah, I don't think we have a place for you here at Siemens, sorry."
          Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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          • #6
            Like I said, if you're a ****ing ******. Real men join the Army. You got tanks and helecopter, artillery, and lots and lots of things which go boom!
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Lonestar View Post
              Navy> Army

              If you want to have marketable skills in the civilian world.

              "Alright, let's go ahead and look at this resume. Says here you drove a truck for 4 years and sometimes shot at people. Yeah, I don't think we have a place for you here at Siemens, sorry."
              Yeah, I'm sure a man from the Navy would be interested in Siemens.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Oerdin View Post
                Like I said, if you're a ****ing ******. Real men join the Army. You got tanks and helecopter, artillery, and lots and lots of things which go boom!
                Yeah, it turns out we have all of that plus marketable skills in the civilian sector.

                Hey Oerdin, help me out, how often did you drive a tank around in Civil Affairs? Shoot an Artillery piece?

                I probably fired more **** that "go boom!" while you drank tea with some ******* and hoped the Assyrian TITAN hired was translating correctly.
                Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                • #9
                  I was in Psyops not Civil Affairs. Silly rabbit.
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                  • #10
                    BTW the poster was still an excellent WW1 poster and it was so good they used it in WW2 and continue to use it to this day. Uncle Sam seems to move people.
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                    • #11
                      ****. I gotta agree with Oerdin. I hate it when I agree with Oerdin.
                      Founder of The Glory of War, CHAMPIONS OF APOLYTON!!!
                      '92 & '96 Perot, '00 & '04 Bush, '08 & '12 Obama, '16 Clinton, '20 Biden, '24 Harris

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Oerdin View Post
                        Like I said, if you're a ****ing ******. Real men join the Army. You got tanks and helecopter, artillery, and lots and lots of things which go boom!
                        And you don't get these in the Navy? The navy has F/A-18s, nuclear submarines, and guided missile destroyers. Lots of things that can make other things go boom.

                        Plus, I think we get way more bang (ha ha) for our buck from the Navy than the Army.
                        If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                        • #13
                          Try to invade Afghanistan with the Navy.

                          The Navy sure did a great job retaking Paris, didn't they?
                          Founder of The Glory of War, CHAMPIONS OF APOLYTON!!!
                          '92 & '96 Perot, '00 & '04 Bush, '08 & '12 Obama, '16 Clinton, '20 Biden, '24 Harris

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                          • #14
                            They did a damn fine job landing on the Normandy beaches and retaking the Pacific, that's for sure.

                            Let's be honest, America's ability to project force centrally involves the Navy more than any other branch except maybe the Air Force, which takes second place for most awesome. The Coast Guard is ineligible to compete because it is overqualified.
                            If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                            • #15
                              Are you talking about all those Army soldiers who were just getting rides from the Navy?

                              OTOH, you are very right about projecting power. The Navy is number 1 there. Even moreso than the Air Force.
                              Founder of The Glory of War, CHAMPIONS OF APOLYTON!!!
                              '92 & '96 Perot, '00 & '04 Bush, '08 & '12 Obama, '16 Clinton, '20 Biden, '24 Harris

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