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  • Provost Harrison's Mentally Challenged

    There I said it, although I think this is a much better copycat thread myself.

    Can't you tell I am bored. I am procrastinating, I have a mound of ironing to do
    Speaking of Erith:

    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

  • #2
    What is the point in ironing? I don't get it, why should anyone care about wrinkled clothing? It's stupid.

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    • #3
      What is going to happen if you don't iron your clothes? Will you get fired because wrinkled clothes sap productivity or something?

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      • #4
        I look like sh*t if I don't. I don't do "looking like sh*t"...

        SAP productivity more like for me
        Speaking of Erith:

        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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        • #5
          You didn't even try my chemistry challenge.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Elok View Post
            You didn't even try my chemistry challenge.
            My perfectly correct reply got lost somewhere in the internet. It will materialise soon. Then you'll all be dumbfounded with awe at my genius. Or it may not. Shame.
            Speaking of Erith:

            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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            • #7
              I figured that out when you bought a lime green car.

              ACK!
              Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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              • #8
                FFS PH, haven't you got a cleaner yet!?
                Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by MOBIUS View Post
                  FFS PH, haven't you got a cleaner yet!?
                  She spends all her time cleaning his ****, so has no time to do the ironing.
                  One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                  • #10
                    How much is left after she's cleaned his ****?
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                    • #11
                      I do need someone to do my ironing. In fact it is just shirts in particular which are a b*tch to do. I may start getting them laundered so I don't have to do the damn things.
                      Speaking of Erith:

                      "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Provost Harrison View Post
                        I do need someone to do my ironing. In fact it is just shirts in particular which are a b*tch to do. I may start getting them laundered so I don't have to do the damn things.
                        I was going to suggest paying a chink to do it for you.

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                        • #13
                          That's so politically incorrect

                          But a damn fine idea nonetheless
                          Speaking of Erith:

                          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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