Raptor Question

[Provost Harrison]

As I am not allowed to be dismissive of fictitious deities in the original thread, I thought I would post my own.

So, tell me, what is the best way to cook a raptor? Which sauce goes best?

[giblets]

If there's a god why did he let the velociraptors go extinct?

[Provost Harrison]

Too tasty for their own good?

[Kidlicious]

If there's a god why did he let the velociraptors go extinct?

Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

[Provost Harrison]

Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

Strictly no dogma in this thread!

[giblets]

Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

Have you ever curled up with a velociraptor? They are so soft.

[Provost Harrison]

The meek may be blessed, but the Greeks certainly are not, not in this economic climate

[Elok]

It's only fair that, as PH left his atheist stuff out of my Jesus thread, we leave Jesus out of his...raptor thread. Because raptors are satanic, or something.

[Kidlicious]

Strictly no dogma in this thread!

Ok but I haven't posted any dogma. But it is factual that the meek (compared to raptors) have inherited the earth.

[Provost Harrison]

Only if your silly book is considered "fact". Which I do not.

[giblets]

Ok but I haven't posted any dogma. But it is factual that the meek (compared to raptors) have inherited the earth.

Humans hunt pretty much everything and they slaughter each other on a regular basis. I don't see how they are meek compared to raptors.

[Kidlicious]

Humans hunt pretty much everything and they slaughter each other on a regular basis. I don't see how they are meek compared to raptors.

I've heared people with a negative pov on human nature but this is hyperbole.

[Guynemer]

Hmmm... we don't really eat any raptors, do we?

Anyone here ever seen eagle on a menu? Hawks, falcons, owls, ravens?

You can't explain that.

[giblets]

I've heared people with a negative pov on human nature but this is hyperbole.

Okay, please explain how a top predator species that kills its own members is more meek than the velociraptors.

[Kidlicious]

Okay, please explain how a top predator species that kills its own members is more meek than the velociraptors.

I'm sure that the burden of proof is on you. And dogs like us. Did raptors have pets? No, they killed everything.