My new pink button

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

http://www.mynewpinkbutton.com/

My New Pink Button (tm) is a temporary dye to restore the youthful pink color back to your labia. There is no other product like it. This patent pending formula was designed by a female certified Paramedical Esthetician after she discovered her own genital color loss. While looking online for a solution she discovered thousands of other women asking the same questions regarding their color loss. After countless searches revealing no solution available and a discussion with her own gynecologist she decided to create her own. Now there is a solution!

I'm really starting to query whether we have a realistic future as a species.

[Docfeelgood]

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Here's Errol.




Is that the face of a man who'd shy away from a lady garden of inferior hue? I think not.

[Provost Harrison]

What is this about the phenomenon of anal bleaching also? That seems a bit strange...

[Docfeelgood]

[Fake Boris]

An awesome candidate for the job's Christmast gift exchange.

[Lorizael]

http://www.mynewpinkbutton.com/




I'm really starting to query whether we have a realistic future as a species.

And exactly how did you stumble across this site, Bugs?

[-Jrabbit]

certified Paramedical Esthetician

WTF?!?

And who certifies THAT?

[giblets]

183 of 193 found the following review helpful:


Doesn't your man deserve perfection?Mar 05, 2010
By Charlene Vickers
Ladies, we all know that we are nothing unless we can catch a man and keep him. We also know that the fat, balding, underachieving, middle-aged shlub we married will ditch us in a moment for that man-stealing ho Miss Universe if we aren't superficially perfect at all times. But what to do when we start to look like one of those "normal" women instead of an always-perfect supermodel?

My New Pink Button is the answer! Formulated by a quack manicurist - sorry, I mean a "paramedical esthetician" - My New Pink Button will take off the years, take off the children, and take off the reality! Its patented "natural" "formula" (wink wink) is guaranteed to remove what other, lesser women call "normal vaginal coloration" and replace it with pink perfection! And all this with a minimum of permanent scarring and complete loss of sexual response - but who needs that anyway, sex is for men!

My New Pink Button has never been tested on animals (so if it burns your skin off or causes cancer that's your problem) and contains twenty disposable applicators (so you'll be able to fool him twenty times!).

Remember, girls: when your man comes home after a long, hard day of standing around the water cooler telling dirty jokes and ogling the secretaries, he deserves the hottest, most ultra-conformist woman he can find. You owe it to him to be as superficially perfect as you can! Buy My New Pink Button today!

51 of 52 found the following review helpful:

Works just great on your penis, too!May 26, 2011
By Pimpdaddy69
For years I watched my penis lose its vibrant pinkish-purple hue and turn a sad, depressing gray. After my wife started using My New Pink Button, I noticed that some of her My New Pink Button had somehow rubbed off onto the glans of my penis, turning it a pleasant pink! Eureka! I exclaimed. My wife thought I was having an orgasm, but lo, it was inspiration! I covered the glans of my penis with a generous helping My New Pink Button, and within minutes I was again youthful fluorescent pink with the occasional red streaks. Once again I'm comfortable disrobing in the locker room at the gym, and the other guys don't point and laugh at "ol' liver dick" anymore. I owe so much to My New Pink Button!

105 of 114 found the following review helpful:

Fantastic product!Mar 07, 2010
By Albert S
For a long time I have felt my sex lust decreasing, much due to the fact that my wife is getting older and lesser attractive for each year.
One of my biggest concerns has been the unattractive gray colour which her labia has attained during recent years. It simply isn't pleasing to the eye anymore.
We've tried all sorts of things to spice it up, from car batteries and buttplugs, to whips and strap-ons, all to no avail.
In hindsight most of these things were just silly, since they didn't get to the root of the problem, which of course was her labia.

And getting to the root of the problem is exactly what this product does! It has revitalized our sex life completely. Now having intercourse doesn't feel as much like necrophilia anymore, but rather brings back sweet memories of having sex with 16 year old Croatian prostitutes, much like I used to do during the war!

Thank you My New Pink Button!

http://www.mynewpinkbutton.com/My-New-Pink-Button-Bettie/M/B002P0ST1K.htm

[BlackCat]

Seems that it's all about appareance - what about taste ?

[Uncle Sparky]

[Guynemer]

[Hauldren Collider]

I can't think of any reason why any man would care what color his *****'s **** is, as long as it doesn't have warts or herpes.

[MikeH]

That's your personal preference? Any **** as long as it isn't diseased?

[MOBIUS]

Let's face it, HC can't afford to be fussy...