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    Minn. woman accused of robbing home to buy porn


    EAST BETHEL, Minn. (AP) -- Authorities say an 18-year-old Minnesota woman admitted to investigators that she broke into a neighbor's home three times looking for items she could fence to feed her porn addiction.

    Anoka County sheriff's investigators say the neighbor called to report he had surveillance footage of Amanda Rose Owens sneaking into his East Bethel home through a dog door.

    The St. Paul Pioneer Press reports ( http://bit.ly/oXEskf ) that the neighbor set up the camera after $300 and several items were stolen.

    Investigators say Owens admitted she had broken in three times. She said she need money so she could pay for 20 to 30 pornographic DVDs she bought.

    Owens was charged Wednesday with second-degree burglary. She does not have a listed phone number and it wasn't clear Saturday if she had an attorney.
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    Would you shag her?

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    2 bagger.

    ACK!
    Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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    • #3
      20 to 30 pornographic DVDs
      I think this one can't count also.

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      • #4
        WTF is she eaten up with?
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        • #5
          Looks like severe acne.

          ACK!
          Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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          • #6
            Why would she pay for porn? What an idiot.

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            • #7
              Could not be board with a face like that. After sex play connect the dots.
              Last edited by Docfeelgood; October 9, 2011, 12:20.

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              • #8
                I don't get this :
                She does not have a listed phone number
                Why would that be interesting ???
                With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by gribbler View Post
                  Why would she pay for porn? What an idiot.
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                  • #10
                    Also, she looks like she could be moderately attractive based on that picture if she didn't have such severe acne. But it's hard to tell.
                    If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                    ){ :|:& };:

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                      Also, she looks like she could be moderately attractive based on that picture if she didn't have such severe acne. But it's hard to tell.
                      Jerkoff material if you turn out the lights.
                      Besides, in a few years it will be gone. (acne)

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                      • #12
                        She shoulda been stealing to buy Proactiv.

                        ACK!
                        Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by BlackCat View Post
                          I don't get this :

                          She does not have a listed phone number


                          Why would that be interesting ???
                          1) Obviously because it's expected of the news reporter to attempt to get a statement for the article, and so he/she's explaining offhand why none could be obtained (hence the bit about not finding an attorney either).

                          2) Let's face it, anytime there's a story about an eighteen-year-old stealing to feed her porn addiction and she's apparently in good enough shape to slip through a "dog door," the first thing going through any hetero male's mind is along the lines of "holy ****, where can I get her number?!?!?" and the reporter's just being helpful in that regard. Lord knows it saved me an unnecessary trip to whitepages.com.

                          ...and yes, I'd hit it. Sure she might have to doll up a bit with the acne, but at least she's moderately athletic, and clearly she has a great deal of at least secondhand experience in these matters. Hell, East Bethel's only about 20 minutes from here... I'm outie.
                          Unbelievable!

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                          • #14
                            With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

                            Steven Weinberg

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                            • #15
                              Little does Darius know that the porn in question was...scat porn. Pricy, pricy scat porn. Or maybe he does know, and just doesn't care.
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