I May Have Amoebic Dysentery...

[Aeson]

... but at least my ass isn't bleeding.

I would also like to say that for some reason Flagyl cracks me up whenever I say it. They say laughter is the best medicine, but they lie because laughing doesn't kill amoebas.

[notyoueither]

Was the meal good?

[Barnabas]

... but at least my ass isn't bleeding.

I would also like to say that for some reason Flagyl cracks me up whenever I say it. They say laughter is the best medicine, but they lie because laughing doesn't kill amoebas.

Welcome to the third world

[Dinner]

Trust me. You don't want a bleeding ass.

[Aeson]

Was the meal good?

If you cook enough amoebas together it ends up exactly like a McDonald's hamburger. Only healthier.

Though in my case it was probably just a glass of "mineral" water.

[Aeson]

Welcome to the third world

I think the montezuma's revenge is more of the welcome. Amoebas are more like the sneaky way they try to get rid of you.