I feel like ****.

[Fake Boris]

What really gets me surprised is that you still have a job. What legal excuse did you have to run away from it? In Sweden neglectance like this would get you fired, despite our excellent employment guarantee rules.

Are you kidding?

[Felch]

**** Sweden, for realz.

[Kitschum]

Lol, American drunk drivers. That's why you're the envy of the world.

[Lorizael]

You know, you can always drink without getting drunk.

Another reason is that I hate the taste of alcohol.

[Kitschum]

Another reason is that I hate the taste of alcohol.

Eh, just mix it with coke if you don't like the taste. Taste is secondary after all.

[Lorizael]

I can always taste the alcohol, even when it's really mixed in, and even when I'm drinking drinks I don't know are alcoholic.

[Kitschum]

Oh. Well that just means you ain't had enough yet.

[Lorizael]

That must be it.

[Dinner]

Been there, done that! In the mid of the week is not the best time to do it. Wait until she's drunk herself!



Lol. This would get you into months of jail in Sweden. My brother got busted with 0.03 % in his blood stream a Saturday morning and he ended up with 8 months of no driving license and a 4.2 k$ fine. My friends told me he should be happy he staid out of jail.

I don't think you understand. I took a cab home that night then in the morning drove my second car to the store to buy orange juice because the car I normally drive was left at the bar last night when I took a cab home. There was no drinking and driving.

[Dinner]

Lol, American drunk drivers. That's why you're the envy of the world.

What part of "I took a cab" is so ****ing hard for you to understand?

[Dr Strangelove]

Oh man I saw those guys earlier this year at an air show. You should go out and watch them, it's a real treat.

[Hauldren Collider]

Lol. This would get you into months of jail in Sweden. My brother got busted with 0.03 % in his blood stream a Saturday morning and he ended up with 8 months of no driving license and a 4.2 k$ fine. My friends told me he should be happy he staid out of jail.

I don't think there's a single state that's so strict...

[Felch]

Thank your lucky stars you're an American. I do every day.

[Uncle Sparky]

You still haven't mentioned - were/are you the one boinking your friend's wife?

I was in a similar situation once. I didn't know a friend of mine had fallen for the town bicycle. I new he had spent some time with her, but almost every male between 18 and 35 had.

Then my friend told me that they were in love and that they hadn't had sex and wouldn't until they were married. So I gathered some of the boys, took him out for a few drinks and told him gently that his new love had had sex will all present. This crushed him, but years later he recovered.

She is now a partner in a school for actors. I've only seen one show she directed - there was ample male nudity & simulated masterbation.

[lightblue]

I don't think you understand. I took a cab home that night then in the morning drove my second car to the store to buy orange juice because the car I normally drive was left at the bar last night when I took a cab home. There was no drinking and driving.

I think what he is suggesting is that you were still over the limit the next morning (or would be in many European countries, not sure on the legal limits in California). Consider that your average body can only break down 1 unit of alcohol per hour. A 330ml bottle of a 5% beer is 1.7 units, a pint of a 5% beer about 3. Every 25ml of a 40% spirit, which it sounds like you were on, is a unit.

If you had 12 units you still be processing the alcohol 12hrs later. If you had 20, 20hrs and so on. By the sound of your story 20 units is not out of the question.. If you get in the car in the morning, there's a good chance your blood alcohol will be enough to go over the limit, especially in a zero tolerance country as Sweden, but even in California (if you went slightly overboard).