Federal Reserve to "monitor billions of conversations".

[loinburger]

Also, I insist you use the term "sheeple."

[Aeson]

So are they blaming the radiation for making Japan normal or something?

[Felch]

Irradiating the Japanese used to be official government policy.

[loinburger]

They're saying that Japan is completely irradiated, but stupid people (sorry, stupid sheeple) are willing to buy the premise that the sky isn't falling.

[Barnabas]

Those are the kind of people who think that fluor in tap water instead of protecting your teeth somehow is a part of a mind control plot

[loinburger]

[loinburger]

Basically, if there's a conspiracy theory afoot, then David Dees aka Haflotus has photoshopped a picture of it.

9/11 was an inside job. The Holocaust didn't happen. Chemtrails are doing something awful (I have never figured out what they're doing, just that they're doing something awful). Jews control everything. Etc.

[giblets]

Has he done anything on what the CIA did to Kennedy?

[Dinner]

Ahh, the Paultards. I honestly never knew Half Lotus was that David Dees kook. Did he share his real name or something?

[Cort Haus]

Ice cream, Mandrake. Childrens' ice cream!

[loinburger]

Has he done anything on what the CIA did to Kennedy?

The Jews weren't involved, so he doesn't care about the Kennedy assassination.

[Cort Haus]

What? Get with the script, Loin. Didn't you know that The Joos are prime suspects in certain quarters for the Kennedy Assassination? :zapruder:

[Dinner]

What about the moon landings? Those were faked in a Hollywood studio so surely Joos were involved?

[loinburger]

Hollywood (aka Jews) helped fake the moon landing

[Hauldren Collider]

I know it's pointless to explain, but I'm pretty sure they didn't fire the landing engine within ground effect...