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    ... and tell you God was gay, would you believe him?
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    God plays games without frontiers.
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    Genesis is the word of GOD.
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    that he never had sex with David Bowie.
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    God really likes bananas. :ana:
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    There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

  • #2
    Is he even dead yet?

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    • #3
      maybe he's on another planet. And how could God be gay or even hetero?
      I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
      - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
        maybe he's on another planet. And how could God be gay or even hetero?
        God is a woman. God impregnated a virgin. Therefore God is a lesbian.

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        • #5
          Do you really need Peter Gabriel to tell you this? It's all in Genesis

          "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
            Do you really need Peter Gabriel to tell you this? It's all in Genesis

            (hint) answer 2 (/hint)
            There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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            • #7
              Sing "sledghammer" for me.

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              • #8
                To keep in silence I resigned
                My friends would think I was a nut
                Turning water into wine
                Open doors would soon be shut
                One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                • #9
                  another proof that copycat threads are better than the originals
                  Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
                  GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by OneFootInTheGrave View Post
                    another proof that copycat threads are better than the originals
                    No. This one's only better because the original was made by Ben for a completely retarded 'point'.
                    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                    • #11
                      Provost Harrison likes this
                      Speaking of Erith:

                      "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                      • #12
                        "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                        "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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