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****ing awesome ****ing show. **** 
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"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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Yet more proof that lawyers are dumb****s and the reason our country is in the ****ter.Comment
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Can I redeem the legal profession for affirming that Alison Brie is so freaking hot that she gives the Sun a tan?“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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That doesn't redeem the legal profession, but it would be part of a strong application for a writing position at Red Eye w/Greg Gutfeld.Comment
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Says the man who would stick his **** in anything that still has a beating heart.Originally posted by Darius871 View PostIf there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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I just watched "the Opposite" and "the Merv Griffin Show" episodes of Seinfeld (well, I'm halfway through both).
Community doesn't compare. It's great but it lacks the genius of Seinfeld."You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James NapierComment
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Words fail.Originally posted by Darius871 View Post"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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I'd **** Joel McHale, definitely. And Donald Glover is pretty sexy, too.Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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Nobody cares, because Seinfeld might as well be as old as I Love Lucy now.Originally posted by Zevico View Post
And one big advantage Community has is that you actually *like* the characters.Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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Except Pierce and often Jeff.
Also, I'd **** Urbana Champaign, definitely.Comment
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Even Pierce has his likeable, humane moments. The Seinfeld characters are universally dicks.Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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Um, so since it isn't as good as the greatest sitcom of all time, you feel like you need to crap all over it?Originally posted by Zevico View Post“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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Originally posted by Tupac Shakur View PostOriginally posted by Imran Siddiqui View PostOriginally posted by Guynemer View Post
Yeah, as if that big and slightly right-pointing nose, the barely-visible-but-still-there facial hair, that haricose vein on her thigh, that wart on her calf, those so-sickly-pale-that-they-have-to-airbrush-out-the-visible-blood-vessels legs, and those man hands add up to anything better than you can pick up for $20 a block off the Vegas strip. I'd bet Ernest Borgnine is on your bucket lists too.Comment
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