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  • #16
    She's no Six, but she's definitely frakkable.
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    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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    • #17
      Come on. 99% of the worlds male population would be very happy if she'd hit on them.
      "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Oerdin View Post
        Personally, I'd go for the jobs and increased exports myself. Most fracked formations are over a mile deep (at least in the US) so the fears of gas escaping are way over blown plus if you have to instead of drawing water straight from a well you can collect it in reservoirs where the dissolved gas can degas and then pump the water into taps after normal treatment. It's honestly not remotely a big deal if handled properly so just tax the gas companies to pay for it and enjoy the increased economic benefits. Plus it will piss off Russia if the EU becomes self sufficient in gas so drill, baby, drill and laugh at Putin when his economic house of cards comes crashing down.
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        • #19
          Originally posted by MikeH View Post
          Ah, Traditional Apolyton

          Post a picture of an attractive woman, and immediately a bunch of virgins with aspergers comment on how unattractive she is.
          I saw a photo of a cold-eyed, chiselled-jawed, blonde nordic aryan type who I didn't personally find attractive. Does this mean I have aspergers? Also, if I am now a virgin again, does this mean I have the chance to re-live my adult life and maybe get it right this time?

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          • #20
            Maybe and yes ?
            "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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            • #21
              Come on Mike, Boomer is hotter than Starbuck.
              If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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              • #22
                I'm no longer a virgin, and that woman was a 5. 4.5 with that tattoo.
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                • #23
                  Oh please, she's at least a 7 or 8. And the tattoo is part of the costume.
                  If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Elok View Post
                    I'm no longer a virgin, and that woman was a 5. 4.5 with that tattoo.
                    See, this gets into the meaning of the scale itself. Are you saying that she is half as attractive as it is possible for a person to be, that half of all women in the world are more attractive than she is, that there's a 50% chance you'd have sex with her if she showed up naked at your door, or something else entirely?
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                    • #25
                      Or she's just half way between being very attractive and being utterly repulsive.

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                      • #26
                        She's average.
                        No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                        • #27
                          Precisely. I said 5 because she struck me as almost exactly "neutral" in appearance, not attractive nor repulsive. Then I deducted half a point for having a tattoo, which is repulsive.
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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                            Come on Mike, Boomer is hotter than Starbuck.
                            This thread is about Fracking, did Boomer ever say Frack?
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                            Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                            We've got both kinds

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by The Mad Monk View Post
                              She's average.
                              don't get me wrong, i'd hit it, but she'd have to make me a sammitch afterwards.
                              I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by MikeH View Post
                                This thread is about Fracking, did Boomer ever say Frack?
                                Yeah, I'm pretty sure they all did at one point or another.
                                If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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