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"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
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Always remember to wipe your arse with a particular corner of the towel.You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence. -
Does using Egyptian cotton affect how many times you have to wipe?Comment
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Yes, and I can honestly say my lady friend does an excellent job at picking out things like towels. Honestly, I just used to pick out what ever was cheapest and had a nonoffensive color but the towels she buys are ultra plush, very thick & absorbent, and they're so large they're almost the size of beach towels. I can wrap it almost double around myself. Chicks really do a much better job of picking out house hold goods like this.Originally posted by Guynemer View PostTry http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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I've recarpetted my house with towels. Worst investment I've ever made.“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
"Capitalism ho!"Comment
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Are people wiping their ass on a corner of your floor then?Comment
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THHGTTG
If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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No, no! Always use the dead center for that, that way everything else is safe!Originally posted by Krill View PostNo, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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Bad. Almost 1 star, but cut you some slack...this time.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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It's always good to know where your towel is.Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View PostTHHGTTGComment
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