Everything went down hill after they decided women weren't property.

[MrFun]

Yeah, like you guys are such a great bargain.

good one

[Pax]

Oh yeah there would definitely be a depression. Women used to be a lot better. They suck now (not literally). I mean compared to how good they used to be.

Women peak in value much faster and at a higher level than men. Then they start to depreciate rapidly. Mens value climbs at a much slower rate and depreciates much much slower. In fact, men hold there value much better because they have more desirable qualities. Example, when I started to go bald it turns out that there are a lot of women who like a clean shaven head.

[Guynemer]

Yeah, like you guys are such a great bargain.

Score one for Yosemite Sam!

[Kidlicious]

Women peak in value much faster and at a higher level than men. Then they start to depreciate rapidly. Mens value climbs at a much slower rate and depreciates much much slower. In fact, men hold there value much better because they have more desirable qualities. Example, when I started to go bald it turns out that there are a lot of women who like a clean shaven head.

On Seinfeld didn't Elaine say her boyfriend had guts because he shaved his head and George took exception.
I had the shaved head for five years and now I let it grow back because my beard is fuller now, and it has cool gray in it.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Example, when I started to go bald it turns out that there are a lot of women who like a clean shaven head.

There aren't that many who actively dislike a full head of hair though, slaphead.

[Pax]

There aren't that many who actively dislike a full head of hair though, slaphead.

You're right but there are those that are absolutely turned on by a bald head. P.S. I'm not that bald. I'm at the early stages but I shave it all off now anyway.

[Jon Miller]

I would do the same and was also told I looked good bald the time I tried it.

JM

[Kidlicious]

Don't shave, just go natural bald. That takes real guts. Seriously though as long as you don't care you're good.

[VetLegion]

I'm wondering whether there would have been a recession over the past few years if we could have invested in women?

Women derivatives, women options, and even, possibly someone putting a lien over your lady....
I'd like to bet that the woman I'm getting will decline in value between my option and my purchase.

I thought scientologists got you. What happened with that?

[Barnabas]

If only we could be ruled by Zombie Franco forever, or until he eats the brains of all the leftists at least, only a dream

[Whoha]

Women were the ones pushing prohibition

[Tuberski]

or Salt Lake City

Every woman in my family would disagree with that. The men? They'd remain silent.

ACK!

[Evil Knevil]

I thought scientologists got you. What happened with that?

Not much, didn't get published, actually lost my job and drifted out of the profession after working for a 'real stories' agency...
..started playing Civilization again, and I'm back here :P