Three Surgeons . . . .

[MrFun]

Three surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
*The first surgeon said, "Electricians are the best, everything inside is color coded."
*The second surgeon says, "No, I think librarians are, everything inside them is in alphabetical order"
*The third surgeon shut them up when he said: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.

[rah]

Actually lawyers are the easiest. Don't do the surgery letting the patient die but charge the estate for 8 hours of activities.

[Zoetstofzoetje]

The most difficult are GS bankers. Before you can operate, you need to get all the Republican senators out of their pockets first. And after the operation, the surgeon's paycheck, and all the rest of his money, go missing.

Unlike the patient, the surgeon doesn't get a bonus, regardless of whether the operation was a success or not.

[MrFun]

Actually lawyers are the easiest. Don't do the surgery letting the patient die but charge the estate for 8 hours of activities.

[Aeson]

I am eagerly anticipating the final installment of your three things threads.