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  • The importance of soft toilet paper

    I never figured its use.

    That is, until I have been living in Mexico. It's a commodity of prime necessity.

    Do you live in a country where you need it? Discuss.
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    Apparently not, because I don't know what you're talking about.

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    • #3
      High quality toilet paper is certainly an important (t)issue
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      • #4
        Soft toilet paper is a necessity.

        I've dealt with a lot of rectal bleeding from rough toilet paper.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
            Soft toilet paper is a necessity.

            I've dealt with a lot of rectal bleeding from rough toilet paper.
            Holy ****. Al, if you have troubles with toilet paper it's probably you that have a problem, not the toilet paper.
            With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

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            • #7
              Hey Al, how the Marines going for you?

              Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post

              I've dealt with a lot of rectal bleeding
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              • #8
                In some countries, people rarely use toilet paper, and have a little contraption called a 'bidet' instead. Much more hygienic. Or did you think wiping ****e back and forth until most of it's gone is clean?

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                • #9
                  I use a dog, much more satisfying.
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                  • #10
                    Sitting on a toilet is also bad for you. It is healthier to squat. That's why in Europe they have holes in the ground for toilets.

                    European toilet:

                    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Koyaanisqatsi View Post
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                      • #12
                        Al, why have you posted a picture of your dining table?

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                        • #13
                          How is it unhealthy to sit on a toilet for a few minutes instead of squatting for a few minutes?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                            Sitting on a toilet is also bad for you. It is healthier to squat. That's why in Europe they have holes in the ground for toilets.
                            Al, just because your only option is to **** in your own bed, you should not mock others if they have found better ways.
                            With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

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                            • #15
                              that's a French toilet, for tourists, along the highway

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