Right now I'm craving...

[Dinner]

This thread is so poly tubbies can document what they're currently craving. I'll kick us off:

Right now I'm craving cheese grits with shrimp, a soft shell crab sandwich, and a glass of watermelon juice.

What are you craving?

[Al B. Sure!]

This thread is so poly tubbies can document what they're currently craving. I'll kick us off:

Right now I'm craving cheese grits with shrimp, a soft shell crab sandwich, and a glass of watermelon juice.

What are you craving?

What the ****? Did you just make up all those foods?


And women get cravings, Oerdin. If a man is getting cravings, there's a testosterone problem.

[DaShi]

Landing strips.

[Dinner]

What the ****? Did you just make up all those foods?

You need to get out more, kid. Watermelon juice is sold in stores though fresh is always best, cheese grits as well as grits with shrimp is a southern main stay in coastal parts of the south, and you honestly expect us to believe you've never had soft shell crab on a sandwich before? That last one is practically the regional specialty in the Chesapeake Bay area.

[OzzyKP]

What are you craving?

Sex.

Landing strips.

[Aeson]

We've been harvesting watermelon the past couple weeks. Pretty good crop. Not quite to first world yields yet, but close. And the fruit was very sweet

At P15/kg you could probably get a liter of juice for about $1. Delivery costs would be a ***** though.

[Al B. Sure!]

You need to get out more, kid. Watermelon juice is sold in stores though fresh is always best, cheese grits as well as grits with shrimp is a southern main stay in coastal parts of the south, and you honestly expect us to believe you've never had soft shell crab on a sandwich before? That last one is practically the regional specialty in the Chesapeake Bay area.

What the **** is watermelon juice? Water?

You're a San Diego hipster. Why are you 'craving'* some retarded Southern food?

*craving in quotes because men don't crave for food. I don't know what you are. The only men who crave for something must be fat men because the higher body fat levels correlate with increased estrogen on account of aromatase.

Source:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17825496

In males with increasing obesity there is increased aromatase activity, which irreversibly converts testosterone to estradiol resulting in decreased testosterone and elevated estrogen levels.

[Thoth]

Hairy bush.

[Dinner]

I don't live in Europe or Asia either but I love to eat foods from those places. You just need to get out more, Al, and try some new stuff.

[Thoth]

I don't live in Europe or Asia either but I love to eat ***** from those places. You just need to get out more, Al, and try some *****.

Fixed.

[The Mad Monk]

What the **** is watermelon juice? Water?

You're a San Diego hipster. Why are you 'craving'* some retarded Southern food?

*craving in quotes because men don't crave for food. I don't know what you are. The only men who crave for something must be fat men because the higher body fat levels correlate with increased estrogen on account of aromatase.

Source:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17825496

Al, must you react to everything you don't understand with fear and loathing?

I've never seen watermelon juice in a store, but I'm sure it exosts in juice bars. It's the clear liquid that you find pooled in the bottom of the watermelon shell after you're done eating it, and you could easily get more by scooping everything out and straining it. It's sweet and fragrant and if you call it water again I'll smack you.

[Guynemer]

TITTIES.

[Thoth]

TITTIES.

Bewbs FTW.

[Dinner]

[Dinner]

The hippy bull**** about "live enzymes" is just that, bull****, because the second those enzymes hit your stomach acid they're going to be denatured and no longer "live". Still, fresh juice is always better then frozen or old so it's still a decent idea.