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**Provost Harrison** · August 30, 2011, 08:42

Wow, smooth Oerdin

**N35t0r** · August 30, 2011, 08:44

Just...

**Dinner** · August 30, 2011, 09:36

Originally posted by rah View Post

The only man on the planet that used his hand as the plane. If you had used the more obvious appendage, I doubt you would have been slapped and told to stop.

So true.

**rah** · August 30, 2011, 09:42

And doing a jet plane instead of a propeller plane. Zoom Zoom, vs that propeller noise you make by vibrating you lips.

**Dinner** · August 30, 2011, 09:45

Originally posted by Provost Harrison View Post

Wow, smooth Oerdin

I'm telling you. The young me was absolutely one of a kind.

**MOBIUS** · August 30, 2011, 09:47

@ rah!

Can't say I've ever minded too much - any hole's a goal, as they say...

**Dinner** · August 30, 2011, 09:59

Seriously, if I was a girl I would have been "WTF is this zoom, zoom ****" and "I'm sure as hell not giving up my virginity to some clueless ******* like you." I'm just fortunate she was even more anxious and clueless then I was; as hard as that is to believe.

**rah** · August 30, 2011, 10:02

If there's anything that my long life experience has taught me, is that in this area, there are very few things that are hard to believe.

**Dinner** · August 30, 2011, 10:12

I'm teling you the only ones more clueless thing the guys are the girls attempting to find something meaningful with a bunch of masturbating half men. We were **** when we where teens.

**Supr49er** · August 30, 2011, 10:45

Trimmed above and shaved smooth below.

**Bugs ****ing Bunny** · August 30, 2011, 10:47

Originally posted by Zoetstofzoetje View Post

you sound like the kind of guy that sails the red sea

Anyone objecting to that is a massive poofter.

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