Landing strips are best.

[Dinner]

You know this to be true. It's not a wild woods, it's not clean shaven like a per-pubescent girl... Yes, landing strips are best.

[Provost Harrison]

Not big enough to land my A380 I'm afraid

[Donegeal]

Yet another thread that cannot be done without pictures.

[BlackCat]

[Kitschum]

Yes, I think so too, although not exactly complaining about clean-shaven. There's rarely an opportune time for it.

Hairy/unkempt though, I can't bear it (pun, do note). Probably because the evil media has corrupted me.

[Cort Haus]

The whole 'pre-pubescent' thing is moralistic bollocks. Are women who prefer men without beards on some kind of pre-pubescent boy trip? Of course not.

[Zoetstofzoetje]

i heard landing strips are preferred by ladies for convenience - no need to be careful with the ´sensitive tip´

[Thoth]

I'm liking a rumble in the jungle.

If you're not picking at least one pube out of your teeth the next morning, something ain't right.

[Kitschum]

The whole 'pre-pubescent' thing is moralistic bollocks. Are women who prefer men without beards on some kind of pre-pubescent boy trip? Of course not.

Yes, for instance older women post-menopause have no pubic hair either, so you might as well insinuate that preference for clean-shaven is a granny fetish...

[Zoetstofzoetje]

you sound like the kind of guy that sails the red sea

[Kitschum]

Who are you again?

[Theben]

Landing strips for gay martians?

[Sava]

Landing strips for gay martians?

and only for the gay ones

overgrown hairiness is absolutely unacceptable

landing strip? meh, depends

smoothness

anyone who thinks a shaved woman resembles prepubescence is pedophobic, struggling with their own urges to rape children

[Dinner]

I'll never forget my first girlfriend who actually shaved her bush into a landing strip because I told her I liked it best. Naturally, I was a clueless young teen who didn't know his ass from a hole in the ground and I had no more experience with hairy bushes then I did with hairless bushes but the magazines had informed me that landing strips were best so I dutifully replied as a pre-programed robot should. On the upside, there was no bush wacking "oh, my god where is it in this hairy bush" experience nor were there any hairs stuck on the back of the throat. Unfortunately, there was me acting like a child and going "zoom, zoom" and pretending my hand was a plane doing take offs and landings like a plane until she slapped me and made me stop. For the record she still slept with me a great many time so stuff it, Albie.

[rah]

The only man on the planet that used his hand as the plane. If you had used the more obvious appendage, I doubt you would have been slapped and told to stop.