I love America!

[Kitschum]

For the record.

YMMV.

[Kitschum]

Of course, I'd never live there but I'm sure this is familiar to many other admirers from a distance.

[Riesstiu IV]

Do you like America with the same secret fascination I experience when watching terrible reality TV programs?

[Kitschum]

Do you like America with the same secret fascination I experience when watching terrible reality TV programs?

I think so. You're a keen judge of character, btw!

[Thoth]

I like taking a large and meaningful dump first thing in the morning.

Ahmerika is less meaningful than the toilet paper with which I use to wipe my bum with afterwards.

[qazw]

interesting thread

[SlowwHand]

I love America. It would be a shame if Texas leaves; but as Texas goes, so go I.

[MrFun]

For the record.

YMMV.

No you don't - you LIE.

[MrFun]

. . . but as Texas goes, so go I.

Promise?

[Lorizael]

I like taking a large and meaningful dump first thing in the morning.

Ahmerika is less meaningful than the toilet paper with which I use to wipe my bum with afterwards.

I think you're missing a third with.

[giblets]

I love America. It would be a shame if Texas leaves; but as Texas goes, so go I.

Yes, it would be a shame to watch Texas get its ass kicked.

[Kidlicious]

Isn't there a song that goes "I love America!?"
There should be, and the whole world should sing. Yeah they will all sing.

[Tupac Shakur]

I like taking a large and meaningful dump first thing in the morning.

Ahmerika is less meaningful than the toilet paper with which I use to wipe my bum with afterwards.

I woke up this mornin' with my ass a flexin' and gave birth to yet another Texan.