Where is your god now?

[Riesstiu IV]

[Zoetstofzoetje]

Ooooooh, what a considerate spider, covering that cardboard toilet paper with a fine layer of silk. I´d shake his hand if I knew which one it was.

[ZEE]

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[Riesstiu IV]

Ooooooh, what a considerate spider, covering that cardboard toilet paper with a fine layer of silk. I´d shake his hand if I knew which one it was.

That's not silk, rather a layer of spider eggs. Those who dare use that paper will have a colony of baby spiders crawling in their colon. After they hatch, they will slowly begin devouring flesh.

[Zoetstofzoetje]

No worries, there´s a really good surgeon for that.

[Kitschum]

We don't get those here, big as that. Guess that means we win. I've been told everywhere else is hell. Gotta agree.

[Riesstiu IV]

In Texas everything in nature tries to kill you, including your neighbors.

[Kitschum]

Stept on a spider once. Guess he passed on. One nil me, I reckon.

[Aeson]

Start praying to Hemipepsis.

(That spider wouldn't last 2 seconds here. Complete disregard for it's visibility. It must be suicidal.)

[Kitschum]

LOL

[ZEE]

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[MrFun]

I will never forget the first time I watched the movie, Arachnophobia.

[Barnabas]

Throw alcohol on it and then a match

[ricketyclik]

Indeed.

[Broken_Erika]